Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Jasonf6 0
F that. Take someone else.
Blacksxe 1
Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.
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Comments (177)
Ajeet 0
Relationship goes thru many phases. If u still love her, take her along, & show her your charm, love, care & affection & she will give u love in return!
TheNinjaBacon 8
Make her pay for her half and take another girl or ur friend.
munkeebutt 0
Wow. And right b4 valentines day too! Bitch.
Kookoohead 0
Ditch her...she ain't going on that vacation. After what she did.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
38- love does strange things to the minds of people...
Sumo69 9
Can she bring her boyfriend to
taetay2010j 0
Take me!!!
thedevilcries 10
Being her just when ur there burn her ticket back
DeviantBreeder 7
I agree with everyone else... don't take her, take a random who is guarantees to put put or take your bestie & rip up the town. However, should you choose to take her, I think you should upgrade to the Honeymoon suite with rose petals on your king sized bed upon arrival. That is sure to make things nice & awkward for her. :)
DeviantBreeder 7
*put out. I'm a highschool drop out & a teen mum. FML.
drmountaindeww 0
Make a Craigslist post: BE MY GIRLFRIEND AND GO ON VACATION NEXT MONTH