Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML
Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
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Top comments
kieferr 8
Maybe you should shower...
Ijas 2
You got that mud butt?
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Comments (242)
Afonya 2
FIRST!
alpaca18 0
no one gives a ****
TheSuperSpicer 6
yeah, because that's original and not at all annoying.
rcgirl2 11
Congrats! Want a cookie and some warm milk? -_-
_Oblivion_ 12
It's funny to see all the comments about the idiotic first posters.
blackheart24 10
What was number ones comment?? I missed it lol.
GoWithTheFro 10
The comment was 'first', just if you're wondering.
Danny0522 8
49- I didn't see it either but based on the previous comments I think it was somewhere on the lines of "FIRST!!!"
Ijas 2
You got that mud butt?
monkeysareyummy 0
Crusty butt
ClassyCommando 13
Santorum.
rocker_chick105 31
As long as OP doesn't give anyone one of those Brazillian lap dances... *shudders*
coldashell 23
Swamp ass?
Cutieday101 0
Swamp ass ? Genius, I think I'll use that from now on. Bwahahahaha
Dylman 6
165 - How long has it been since you were in English class?
BunBunBabe 8
Hahah love all the sanatorum references
sublimaze 6
Flies like a lot of "junk" in the trunk
zomgbies 17
Wash that dirty ass!
kieferr 8
Maybe you should shower...
X_Codes 11
Or at least wipe...
margie2194 12
Or maybe stop wearing thongs to the beach.
hellryu 20
She was at the pool.
kieferr 8
Seriously!
margie2194 12
Lol yeah sorry pool. Still my point stands... If it's a public pool :)
kawaiisakura 12
Agreed. In my opinion, if im out at the pool or beach or wherever, i dont wanna see a girls butt. If young kids were around, theyd be seeing way more than they should.
twilightluvr101 4
If op was at a private pool then she should wear what she wants, but if its in public then you really shouldn't be wearing that......and of you do you should really dosome cleaning in advance...
kieferr 8
It doesn't matter, she needs personal hygiene.
pslcdsl 9
They we just attracted by your sexiness
KiddNYC1O 22
They like to be all up there!
Azula272 14
Skid marks are delicious feasts for all future fly maggots
pslcdsl 9
whoopsies *were. well this is embarassing.. =_='
pokefan813 16
That's weird, I never saw that mistake untill you pointed it out xD
pslcdsl 9
Yeah stuff happens.. it's just like "the awkward when blablabla" and you don't notice there's no moment... yeah
Lasagnaa 24
Strange. I didn't notice the "were" but I noticed the word "moment" was missing lol
ashl123 19
I hope you weren't at the community pool
aruam365 24
I was too. I'm all for women wearing bikinis so long as they have the body to wear one and the bikini covers the important bits but 99.99% of your ass shouldn't be showing in public unless it's a nude beach or if you want to look easy.
twilightluvr101 4
@ #72, wow I couldn't agree more, if you are comfortable with a bikini then wear one, the important part is that you accept yourself as who you are :-)!
TunechiXXL 0
72 - Yes to each there own but trust me, there are some things I just don't want to see. They shouldn't feel free to look disgusting.....
chili10 18
Just because a woman is, let's just say... Curvier ... Doesn't mean they should be forced to cover up when it is socially acceptable for other, more petite woman to run around showing 98% of their bodies. I think it's great when i see women of all shapes and sizes indulge in wearing bikinis. As long as they feel confident and comfortable in their own skin, who are we to judge?
Annpop 1
Bikinis r waste .. Haha
mariet_fml 23
#17: I think you mean a bit too little.
alyssaroxs 4
So true
angeluv_2014 22
If you think that way then your original opinion of the thong bikini is a little hypocritical, no? The whole point is appropriateness... and a large woman (and by large I mean inappropriately overweight) in a two piece is just as disturbing as OP's ass.
shovelface1990 4
Pics or it didn't happen.
AustinMahone_fml 3
that's pretty gross haha
lsucheer 0
Austin mahone!
twilightluvr101 4
Um ^^ what was the point of that?
rcgirl2 11
You nasty!
toenibbler 14
That happens all the time when I bust out my mankini.
gabbybmo 5
lmfao
Jannettecooks 1
Best comment of the night. :) thanks for the giggle.
twilightluvr101 4
@ #156 don't you mean jiggle........sorry my perverted teen instincts forced me to do that!
toenibbler 14
Anytime you guys, glad you enjoyed it
SanchoClaus25 6
Stinky winky
koolkat27 13
Lala, dipsy, po. sorry, your comment made me think of the telletubbies:-)