Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
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Top comments
Noemmyforyou 14
You two would have been perfect for each other; you both sound like douche-waffles.
darkangel7410 17
Not gonna lie, you should never break up with one person for another. Reason? Because even if she did start dating you she would always suspect you of planning to break up with her. Sorry that she made you out to be an asshole but really...you should have just broken up with your gf on your own and just waited a little while before going for that other girl.
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Comments (62)
20bricks 28
On the one hand, karma, bitch! On the other hand... man, what a nightmare. I cannot think but that it was her intention from the very beginning to just screw with you. Sorry and not sorry.
SecundusSecunda 27
Shameful display!!!
Rozay333 36
YDI all the way around "**** You (insert OP's name)" - Your Ex
darkangel7410 17
Not gonna lie, you should never break up with one person for another. Reason? Because even if she did start dating you she would always suspect you of planning to break up with her. Sorry that she made you out to be an asshole but really...you should have just broken up with your gf on your own and just waited a little while before going for that other girl.
Bibliovore 26
"A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position." --Oscar Wilde
Noemmyforyou 14
You two would have been perfect for each other; you both sound like douche-waffles.
sillymama 21
Yes!! Thank you for teaching me a new adjective. "Douche waffle" is now my new favorite word to describe said people.
Catdragon 40
Have a **** muffin with that too.
Rawrshi 25
**** knuckle is another personal favourite.
aidansf77 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He isn't a douchebag. He clearly wanted somebody else and was considerate enough to not cheat on his now ex-GF. It's not like you can suppress feelings for somebody and he obviously wanted the best for himself.
rldostie 19
#59-Nope, he's a douchebag. If he was unhappy with his girlfriend, then he should've broken up with her because he was unhappy, not because something better came along. He's a douchebag for 1) continuing to string along his girlfriend and 2) for dumping his girlfriend for another person. Yes, some people are unhappy in a relationship but if you are, leave. Dropping someone for someone else is just as bad as cheating, as he developed an emotional attachment of sorts to the girl, enough so that he wanted her over his girlfriend. Not all cheating involves bedroom activity.
WatchDoge28 4
It seems like the girl planned it from the start though, so I think she's actually justified in saying no to the date.
wondermoose 28
Yes you have every right to break up with someone, but on the terms you did, karma snapped back quick.
ZiGgY576 20
You are a douche
Catdragon 40
Is your name Brad?
Scrat382 8
She knew if you left that girl for her, you might one day leave her for another girl.... YDI !!!!
fsomelife 26
I think every rule has its exception, it could happen that you're with the wrong person and someone opens your eyes, or you really fall for someone when you're in a not-so-serious relationship. Easy to judge until it happens to you. At least OP was honest and didn't cheat. The other girl, however, is just a bitch.
ProperPengTing 15
No. L.