Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Jasonf6 0
F that. Take someone else.
Blacksxe 1
Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.
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Comments (177)
winnloff307 5
You can take me!
jjmiddaugh 0
Do NOT take her!!!!! Take a buddy and u guys can get girls there every day! He'll yeah she wants a free vacation.
outch_fml 0
You can take me?
sickenedwinter86 0
F that! Ditch her and take a good friend... Hit on chicks! It might help you feel better.
iameulogy 0
I agree with the others. take someone else. don't ruin your vaca on her!
Fus_Ro_Dah 2
If you're still going to take her then you're a retard and totally deserved that.
sbjess 8
Take her mom
ForeverAloneGal 23
I would just agree to that but invite an actual friend. Then wait until the day you're supposed to leave to say to your ex, "By the way, you're not going. I'm taking this friend."
nate134 0
Ask her sister to go with you
perdix 31
Seems like she's making the inevitable stalking very easy. Usually, the prey buys opaque blinds and pepper spray, and gets restraining orders. You're lucky to have this opportunity to be right with her and see up close and personal what you're not getting anymore of.