Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Jasonf6 0
F that. Take someone else.
Blacksxe 1
Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.
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Comments (177)
Lumbeeman86 6
Take someone else and see if they can pay for half of what the trip cost or have them drive down there. Leave her in your past. People are in the past for a reason because they have no future.
JCxParkour 3
Gotta agree with blacksxe on that one.
monstermash1234 2
Karma
lovelife9 12
It's alright buddy. I broke up with my boyfriend today too. It happens. Sorry.
doby199 6
U should def go with out her
harley1058 0
Either take someone else and take alot of pictures of you havin a good time to throw in her face what she messed up or just sell them
qualthas 7
F that! She just wants a free trip where she can have sex with other guys while you walk the streets. You have one month to talk up another girl and take her, or take a buddy. Leave your ex at home. Unless she help pay for the vacation.
ironman108 0
I agree take someone else!
Senorite 1
Here is what I would do. I would make a copy of both yours and her tickets. I would hide the real ones somewhere she couldn't find them, in case she is the type to steal it. Then I would pay to change the name on her ticket so someone else can go. When she is all packed up, start driving to the airport carrying her fake ticket, and your real ticket and the ticket for whoever. I would stop about halfway to the airport, get out of the car, take the keys with me, and take her stuff and start chucking it onto the side walk, she will quickly get up out of the car and yell or whatever. You take her fake ticket and rip it in her face. You then get in your car and go pick up whoever for a fun vacation while your ex sits on her ass somewhere waiting for a cab. Happy Vay-Cay!!
Madison12345 2
I broke up with my (now ex) boyfriend after we dated for 9 months. We had a trip planned still and the plane tickets were non-refundable (we couldn't sell them because they had our names on them). We each paid for our own tickets and went as friends. It was a bit awkward, but went really well for the most part. Going after being together after 3 years would be worse, but he might not be able to take anybody else.