Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
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superspi 0
is that the Only reason?
FlipTaco 0
Probably not. His favorite instrument is probably the radio.
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superspi 0
is that the Only reason?
Horney4her69 0
yeah, there must be more to this story??
FlipTaco 0
Probably not. His favorite instrument is probably the radio.
bleedinginside 0
good taste
andrewsm24 0
OP never said that was the reason...are you all retarded? he's just stating the fact that she left him for some idiot who thinks camo is the best color.
RedBaron 0
She just wants a guy with a huge "truck". Your dinky little subcompact just wasn't doing it for her
iheart655 0
@FlipTaco..win :D
snickerfudles 0
wow ydi for having an idiotic ex
nm22395 0
camo IS the best colour
sc95060sc 0
thank u Andrew!!! everyone on here is sooo dumb.
shade609 0
haha! 18 = WIN! ^_^
snickmydildos 0
Eat my cockmeat sandwich snickernoodles
ItsGottaBeJello 0
He also goes commando just like your ex
dude247 0
what's wrong with camo? the OP's favorite color is probably like pink
relyo 0
Let her go. It sounds like he could kick your ass.
schnitzel5 0
oh yeah you have a subcompact that's good reason, and I'm not talking about your car :)
haralynn 0
hehehe sorry but thats kinda funny in a sad kinda way
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
Maybe Mayonnaise is his favorite instrument. And no, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
chipmunk95 0
Whats wrong with camouflage?
666metalupyours 0
Camouflage? She obviously left you for a NINJA!
ilikepie789 0
lol i agree with 154
Failatron 0
LOL
joeb95 0
YDI because your favorite color isn't camoflauge
ThatOneDouchebag 0
18 ftw. woot.
Ohlookabird 0
no, Patrick. Mayonaise is not an instrument. neither is horse radish.
cdogbeastman 0
ur just jealous cuz u dont have a penis
RKftw 0
103... really? someone still in the closet?
dbergs2009 0
wat can you say to that. ladies love army men and country boys!
beastlypoo 0
you destroyed fliptacos comment mayonaise lover
day2093 0
this is so random n I'm pretty sure ur not telling the whole story. why did she leave you. really?
dgv 13
Get R Dun!!
thundercats29 0
Dude, you got dumped for a guy who doesen't understand the concept of colors in relation to patterns. And he's obviously a war supporting Super-Republican type guy. No offense to serious conservatives, but enough with the, "I love war! Abortions SUCK! let's go shoot some gay deer!" Attitude.
FlipTaco 0
@210 It isn't like this is some sort of comment war, I made a joke then he made a joke. It's more collaborative than anything :) Btw, do instruments of torture count?
Dalidax3 0
lmfao !
reyemrein 0
@ 103: Nothing is wrong with camo, but it can't be someones favorite color because it is several colors in a pattern. Saying camo is my favorite color is like saying your favorite state is the east coast.
yoourface 0
his other fave colour must be ginger. hahaha
2gether4ever 0
that was my favorite when I was 8 !
vballerlover07 0
haha 267: "numnuts" haha..
KittehKatt 0
What's wrong with pink?
Inuyasha1770 0
awesome
dirtpudding 0
Hahaha well put
polarbearpiss 15
mhm very right
IScreamRawr 4
Ouch.
poooook 0
avatarrrr
chocobunnyyumyum 0
lol!
WhatANoob 0
Glitters pretty
mlipro 0
my favourite colour is striped. No I didn't spell colour wrong, I'm Canadian.
Tenebrae 0
My favourite colour is the white light spectrum.
sexybeastwon 0
red neck alert
AxJinx 0
nice guy
Lordlucian 0
Why r the choices here FYL and Good job? isn't usually FYL and YDI?
22cute 17
Maybe it's about more than style...or even more than looks?
sugarbabyxoxo 2
harsh that's probably not all it. maybe she was just looking for an excuse... even so.. it's still harsh.
jasonsaied 1
ur a dumb shit she didn't dump him BECAUSE the guy likes camoflauge, he's just saying the guy's a loser
The__Redneck 7
And if he thinks liking camoflauge makes you a loser, no wonder she dumped him. Boy needs to man up.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
Just FYI: Camouflage isn't a color. It's a pattern.
KingZaneXII 6
What OP probably means is that this guy is either right-wing nutcase or an army nutcase. Your garden variety nutcases, ladies and gentlemen.
awkwardpalmtree 0
well my favorite color is floral
M16a2 0
mine is colgate!
emolilyx 0
My favorite color is paisley!
cookie_monster2 0
mine is sugar!
iamchuck 0
Transluscent is nice also.
jimmychunk 0
mirror Color is rad!
Zombie230 0
mine is plad! (spelling?!)
Pearljammer001 0
plaid :) but who really cares?
afatmonkey 0
my favorite color is a teletubby vanguard shooting acid rainbows out of the Penguin's umbrella.
LittleRebel 0
120 - win >.<
iheart 0
my favorite is polka dots
chocobunnyyumyum 0
has anyone ever gotten a really weird named crayon? i have... seaweed green and nacaroni yellow... :P
dfarrey 0
I've had a Saturn Green crayon. Last time I checked, Saturn wasn't green...
krislea10 0
hot pink is the best color. =))
chocobunnyyumyum 0
@dfarrey wooow... whoever made those crayons isn't smart... :P
RedJester23 6
mines red????
deathartisan 0
today my gf left me because I ind camoflauge a stupid color- FML. suck it up and ask her why. technically any color can be used as camoflauge.
bamagirl850 7
The point is camouflage isn't a color. It's a pattern.
vincespektor 0
...like, military?
nonameLiz 0
Oh snap...REDNECK!
rachel7482 0
why r y'all all talking about your favorite colors that's not wut the fml is about! mine is turqouis :p
CyrusTheBlue 0
Camouflage isn't even a color. Your ex is missing a few screws and so is her new boyfriend. FYL
nickforthewin 0
OP never said she left BECAUSE he liked camo
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Hahaha, too true. Camouflage is a number of colours. Oh well, looks like the OP got dumped for a retard. Same old story.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
I love you, snickerdoodles. And nice new picture :)
mikeyl 0
It doesn't have to be a color. Lol. The rest of use rednecks like it too. Stop hatin, Lady's Love Country Boys.
boog_fml 7
I love people that can spell
sammy_kayy 0
wow, those of u who say the new BF is stupid for loving camo... ya ur idiots.
bamagirl850 7
292- He's not stupid for liking camo. He's stupid for thinking it's a color. It's not. It is a pattern.
isaiah614 0
i love camo lol