Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
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fullyhalfempty 0
You're a winner to me, Ben.
carlablob 0
wat
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Comments (104)
crumsnatcha 4
I'm an anus.
like_its_ya_bday 0
aw :(
James_is_Mexican 25
No need to be an asshole man...
sayyestothedress 24
Is it just me, or does almost EVERY person who comments on old FMLs thumb themselves up out of desperate insecurity?
FusionPlacebo 26
There's one thumbs up on your post. Did you do that?
FOOFIGHTERSrock 0
Hahahah Taya what u et for being a virgin....
carlablob 0
wat
inkyloveblot 2
He's not a virgin. He said he hadn't in a while. Not that he hasn't ever.
fullyhalfempty 0
You're a winner to me, Ben.
astheworldfalls 0
*gives Ben a big hug* She didn't deserve you sweetie
toch040 0
hehe 69
Daileyyy 0
lol @ 3
aliciamartinez15 11
Was her name Sarah?
ILIEKGIRLS 5
that sucks, man. sorry to hear that.
gingersnapper 0
YDI for holding her back for two years!
LaplacesDemon 0
I love how whether or not you get a ydi or fyl is completely based on how much people (read:girls) project their relationships onto yours.
gingersnapper 0
Lolwut? I'm happy with my woman!
wh4t3v3R 0
I'm not a girl, and I have to say, "Holding her back" gets some serious projection out of me. I'm glad she got out from under that loser.
fallen_dragonkin 12
she must have had a reason to do that, two years together is quite a long time.
AliceStrange 0
You probably deserved it
hkguy 0
Hey Ben, YDI for not being more inspiring. Girls need a strong lead. If you want to keep her all you had to do was to bed her right. Even just once is enough, she'll cling onto you for a LOOOONG time. Never fails, even when you want it to fail. Take the hit, move on, find another girl. This time do it right.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
It's as if you made this comment with the sole intention of getting thumbed down and buried...
dangletsbang21 0
ydi for having the name Ben :) haha
I_lost_the_game 25
Words cannot describe how much I would like to kick you in the crotch.
EveryDayJackAss 0
Wow, at least did you get to french kiss her?.....no wonder