nutcracker
Slovenia
Experimentation
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ouch
United States
Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML
sacked
United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
Numbnuts
United States
Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML
TKDConnor92
United Kingdom
Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Painful
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nuts
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML
FAIL
United States
Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML
Username
France
Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML
filipinoclari808
United States
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
ouch...
United States
Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML
Top comments
kikiface 1
why would you even want to find out?
trizzieb 0
your ******* nuts!
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Comments (261)
kikiface 1
why would you even want to find out?
RockChalk 4
This. seriously.
xxjona777xx 0
you don't deserve to have nuts
AnaujiraM420 0
what...seeing it on jackass wasn't proof enough for you...see this is why stupid ppl are outnumbering the smart ones at a staggering rate...we need to institute an iq test in order to reproduce
george456 0
Was this an attempt to get on the Top Flop list? Because you just might be #1.
george456 0
#39 - yeah, or remove idiots like the OP from the gene pool.
Dandamanoo 0
dick
bettadenne1 0
well at least we know that idiots like u are making themselves unavailable to pro-create haha
Tonsy 0
What an atrocious display of grammer skills...or lack thereof
bettadenne1 0
go **** yourself and your grammar
time4coffee 3
Also on WebSoup on G4- it's been proven. No big deal but you are an idiot
DavidCooksAngel 0
Ummm, WOW! I am speechless for the first time.
DogmaT_fml 4
i third 39
ILikePopCorn 0
hahaha #38 said it all .. no need to say more.
zebra_pillow 0
dumb a**
ILikePopCorn 0
haha did anybody else notice that his name thing is nutcraker.? haha kinda conviniant dont cha think.
Averizzle 0
You can change the name of the author sweetie
grovyle210 3
no when u make a story u make the name
lancer126 0
@ #40 probably lol :p
baby_val 0
hahaha agreed
ianpr61 0
that is just ****** stupid
Sheslikeheroin 0
kikiface. no smartass comments from a Ginger
Epicfailz01 0
so you had a bag of Planters and you kicked it?
HeresReality 0
who mods these yes? I mean come on!
Toxxic_Blackout 0
Oh, wow. Good job dumbass. Please go overdose on a bottle of Viagra, it will ease the pain.
Odiny147 0
you guys have no sense of humor !
Sunset_Taco 0
u can?!?!?! hold on a second, I gotta try...
pipp360 0
I wouldn't go around calling people stupid until I knew how to properly form a sentence and use spell check.
Dillon000 3
true story
M4V3R1CKR13 0
wow rly *kicks himself in the balls* Ow F**k!
samantha_durano 6
wait, that's actually possible? pretty impressive if you ask me hahah.
xavi86 0
people, being smart is not passed down through genes.both parents could be retarded and they could still have a genious fruit of their loins
Ibonkedyourmom 0
#1 if that's you in your pic ... may I say your a babe
tjigga 0
197 ***** jk ur hot
jetpackzach 5
yes it is possible......I read this and didn't think it was and found out the hard way...
jetpackzach 5
and yes #197 is very hot
samantha_durano 6
hehe, thankyou :)
smooler 0
lol #79
boyguydudemalema 0
i dont agree with most of you, true that he does not deserve nuts, but if we take out all the stupid people, then there wont be stupid people to amuse the smart people/make them feel better for being nerds
LaLaJuice 0
you are dumb
j2484 0
your a ******* douche bag retard dumb ass that probably sucks his dads ****
malcolm44 0
your ******* retarted
Sinister12 0
wow ******* seriously
metalhead256 0
@xxjona777 have you ever thought that maby this was exposed to be funny? lol i geuss your just a douchbag cuz you have no life
dmj96 0
no u cant
IMTHEGREATEST 0
How?!
sammeh_jay 2
you used too many !'s there
drewgreenan 0
I like ur pic :)
birdfreak 24
I'm actually pretty curious to see if you can I'm a chick
howsthisforaname 34
Jackass was my first thought too.
trizzieb 0
your ******* nuts!
idkweird 0
Hahahahaa, amazing. Now, I'm wondering if that was intentional or not, lol
idkweird 0
I thought it was beautifully put :)
kaileebug 0
you're nucking futs. just kidding. are you going to say how becuse now you've got me curious.
Odiny147 0
lol #3
cady2 0
how'd you do that?
jamieboy11 0
seriously___^^
schwinn11 0
Anyone can do it once, try to do it a second time. Bet you can't do it !
PoseidonsSon 3
With flexibility.
PoseidonsSon 3
And legs
youthink_fml 0
What's next? See if you can stab your own eye with an ice pick?
kikiface 1
mmm, darwinism at its finest
flame1819 0
I tried that. it didn't work. the guy next to me died. of laughing. at me.
XCaLX_fml 0
hes too smrt for tat
Silent_Harmony 3
Get a job....
killabee 0
As a MYTH-BUSTER!!! Yeah.
iSwag 0
mercyFML FTW lol
brianred5 0
wear a cup next time you try that
askantha 0
have you ever tried putting your penis in your asshole... do that also and inform.. you are a nut case... YDI
TattedDownJah 2
lmao... ur dumb ass has to much time on ur hands
BlueTwist89 0
Umm YDI, OP. Lol @ #3.