sadsadperson
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Desperate for D
Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
virgo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
Anonymous
Jakarta, Indonesia
Can't take the L
Today, I lied to my father. I told him I got money yesterday. In fact, I just got fired yesterday. I kept a really happy jolly voice when I spoke to him on the phone. FML
indian:(
United States
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
wedeserveeachother
Federal Way, United States
Tori Amos?
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
voltronn
France
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Top comments
newzealand 28
You have hit rock bottom my friend.
marinus_fml 20
Luckily diaries can't talk back, because it would have called bullshit.
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Comments (205)
AnnaBonJovi 9
well said :)
daydreamer244 13
I don't think your diary appreciated that.
Bartimaeus 7
It really is sad how much the media necessitates sex and crap on tv and movies and magazines. Especially when it's directed at girls. A lot of people now think they NEED to get laid to be happy. Then they either are depressed or they get herpes. You deserved it though, if you're that unstable and are that much of a media zombie. Make your own life, don't try to live like "everybody else" is.
Tummylove 0
Damn straight! :)
Dr_Jalepenos 0
Yeah I know the arrows are there but my screen is messed up and that part of the screen is screwed up. I'm gonna get my iPhone replaced this weekend hopefully.
xRyanGorox 0
This is fake and your an attention *****.
TheNewGuy03 29
Wow, now both you and your diary are liars. Congrats! |the kid|
RuneRifle 22
Now hope your diary doesn't read FML.. now that would be worth writing an FML!
mofo123 0
You know there are such things as prostitutes out there!
kutegurl209 0
that's pretty sad...there has to be someone that would do u....right?
WoolyWhoop 7
PM me, I'll do you. Then you can fill your diary with all kinds of wonderful stuff.
jayaysee 0
:S what exactly was the point in that?