Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, my rarely-romantic boyfriend finally said "I love you". Too bad he was drunk, and was talking to my vagina. FML
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lenalee96 22
wow, don't get drunk. problem fixed.
CallMeHush 1
Now maybe you can work together at giving you a toe curling, skull crushing ****** every now and then. We wouldn't want him to end up with brother status because he isn't doing it for you.
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Comments (104)
verylongschlong 0
yo
meepz 0
get some nuts.
rattioh 0
too right bros.
bravesfan112233 0
I have an idea! why don't you drink?!
7basher7 0
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=GB#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=veRg5KSxK3U PLEASE WATCH
pimplayer 0
shame on you OP find a man who can handle your needs, or your going to end up breaking this kids heart.
MetallicaRules19 4
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MetallicaRules19 4
no its not!!!!
lenalee96 22
wow, don't get drunk. problem fixed.
TheAICore 0
I swear to never drink beer! :(. beer smells weird. and looks like pee.
schalk 12
american beer maybe, try south african or german beer (when you're of legal drinking age of course). it's good stuff
Jizwold 0
well not yum but it is... interesting? I guess that's an appropriate word
brenkite 5
solved not fixed
CallMeHush 1
Now maybe you can work together at giving you a toe curling, skull crushing ****** every now and then. We wouldn't want him to end up with brother status because he isn't doing it for you.
No_habla_espanol 11
Skull crushing? Lmfao.
Icyyy 0
Agreed. And, OP, if he truly is the love of your life, he should understand, but he definately deserves an apology. It's not nice to lie to him. :c
bennyboy111 7
ur a bitch as if u would fake
Emma Marshall 19
How is she a bitch for not wanting to hurt his feelings...?
JillianlikesVogu 0
WHY would you fake?
EffinAhole 0
Exactly. YDI for faking
DjeePee 25
Jup, YTDI, for faking, lying and for being a moron. You were simply ruining your sexlife (or certainly your orgasms). Stupid, oh stupid girl, You really did hurt his feelings. I would say, be glad that you told him, now you two can work on it or accept the fact that you can't come (if that's the case). Maybe he once trusts you again.
LauraElaineC 0
Some men turn into super ******* when you try and tell them that they aren't doing it for you. I think there was an earlier FML about this, the girl asked him to go harder and he had a little bitchfit.
JillianlikesVogu 0
Just because she doesn't ****** doesn't mean that she didn't enjoy it.
Xavi89 0
maybe you shouldn't drink around him?
MellyMellz 0
Good thing they know now that you are a faker ! SMH
Emma Marshall 19
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Filitov 0
Plain & simple: don't fake. YDI.
A_50cal_goes 0
awesome dp :P