sadsadperson
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Desperate for D
Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
virgo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
Anonymous
Jakarta, Indonesia
Can't take the L
Today, I lied to my father. I told him I got money yesterday. In fact, I just got fired yesterday. I kept a really happy jolly voice when I spoke to him on the phone. FML
indian:(
United States
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
wedeserveeachother
Federal Way, United States
Tori Amos?
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
voltronn
France
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Top comments
newzealand 28
You have hit rock bottom my friend.
marinus_fml 20
Luckily diaries can't talk back, because it would have called bullshit.
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Comments (205)
ipusstroll 0
Yoo u could pm me eshhayys haha I'd do u then u could write bout me d•.•b
lDobinho 1
that's not cheating on your diary, that's cheating on yourself!
codibaby123 4
hahahahaha! that is the funniest one ive read! lmao!
smokerhippie420 0
Wtf is wrong with you?
queenb1621 21
lol that sucks
secjunkmail 1
Why would you lie in your diary but declare the truth to the entire internet? Stupid.
nickgman2222 0
All you need now is your over-religious mom to find it and try to convince her it was a lie
KoochieMcSnatch 0
Lol so... Were you trying to make your diary jealous? Wth lmaooooo
CaineghisMord 2
I'm sure your diary was very arosed by that sausy entry!!
gambit54321ryan 0
...the loser alert metter is goin off the charts..