Miscellaneous: Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

idefka 8 April 2017, 02:00

Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 26 April 2011, 13:56 United Kingdom

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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Anonymous 14 March 2020, 09:00

Liar !

Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML

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Anonymous 24 December 2012, 06:07 Cottonwood, United States

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML

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Holly 5 February 2010, 07:33 United States

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

111 comments

Emptyspace 25 June 2009, 19:15 United States

Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML

147 comments

indian:( 18 January 2009, 21:57 United States

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

79 comments

ughh 22 November 2011, 13:22 United States

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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sisterly love 14 August 2013, 21:13 Santa Clara, United States

Betrayal

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML

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Anonymous 22 December 2013, 06:17 Roseville, United States

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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ugh 5 June 2010, 23:49 Canada

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML