sadsadperson 7 September 2011, 08:51 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Desperate for D

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

205 comments

Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

idefka 8 April 2017, 02:00

Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

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Anonymous 26 April 2011, 13:56 United Kingdom

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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Anonymous 14 March 2020, 09:00

Liar !

Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML

6 comments

virgo 30 January 2010, 06:50 France 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML

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Holly 5 February 2010, 07:33 United States

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

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Anonymous 7 October 2026, 12:00 Jakarta, Indonesia

Can't take the L

Today, I lied to my father. I told him I got money yesterday. In fact, I just got fired yesterday. I kept a really happy jolly voice when I spoke to him on the phone. FML

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indian:( 18 January 2009, 21:57 United States

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

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wedeserveeachother 24 January 2022, 20:01 Federal Way, United States

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

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voltronn 23 January 2010, 05:04 France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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Anonymous 2 October 2010, 04:28 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML