HT BaaFly
United Kingdom
Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
oxbonxo
Australia
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
shrimp41
United States
Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML
Anonymous
I'm normal, I swear
Today, I was doing weird voice impressions for my friend right before the doorbell rang and I had the front window open. The postman looked at me strangely, handed me my parcel and didn't say a word. FML
Anonymous
#LurkerForLife
Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
pat
United Kingdom
Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML
Ava
Today, a jobless person felt sympathy for me because I work retail. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Snail mail
Today, after moving to a new house my life has fallen apart, paperwork lost, appointments missed, job offers rescinded, and now I know why. The postbox by my new house isn’t in use, so four months worth of the letters I've posted are sitting uncollected inside it. It even has a big "Not in use" sign on it. FML
Anonymous
Remember socialising?
Today, because of this fucking virus I was really excited to actually talk to another person. FML
LonelyAF
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
ariana
Relatable
Today, after a full year of absolutely zero social interaction, I realized that I don’t miss it. At all. FML
Top comments
kimee21_fml 15
Well, go out see friends, I don't know... Do something!
leadman1989 16
Post man - So how do you like this weather we're having? You - The clouds gather ominously thus darkness seems to cover my flesh, never leaving my cold bleeding heart. A great and heavy weight crushes my soul and pushes men asunder! Post man - Um? o.O right you... you have a nice day.
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Comments (68)
kimee21_fml 15
Well, go out see friends, I don't know... Do something!
abbyelizabeth 9
Seriously, I really don't feel bad for OP. You don't need a job or money to go see friends or just talk to strangers. Take your life in your own hands and get out there!
abbyelizabeth 9
Seriously, I really don't feel bad for OP. You don't need a job or money to go see friends or just talk to strangers. Take your life in your own hands and get out there!
MrBoredGuy 1
Wait, oh yes wait a minute mister postman Wait, wait mister postman Mister postman look and see If there's a letter in your bag for me I been waiting such a long time Since I heard from that girl of mine There must be some word today From my girlfriend so far away Please mister postman look and see If there's a letter, a letter for me I been standing here waiting mister postman So patiently For just a card or just a letter Saying she's returning home to me Please Mr. Postman, look and see If there's a letter, oh yeh for me, I've been waiting, a long long time Since I've heard from that girlfriend of mine. So many days you passed me by See the tear standing in my eye You didn't stop to make me feel better By leaving me a card or a letter You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute You gotta check it and see, one more time for me
urdirtyolduncle 15
Careful, Op. When you control mail... you control INFORMATION.
Sebastian_NG 17
if the fml had ended with "bringing me an eviction note" i would've loved it
BlAcKxJe5uS 6
I found it hilarious how as soon as i read this a report on the news came up headlined "Mailman cuts estimated at 22,000" Good luck OP
nancy520xd 0
Go make some friends.
lala_hellooo 0
U need a life.. smh
stephan18 23
What does smh mean? B*tch you better not thumb me down >:(
nancy520xd 0
Shaking my head
Sabraynay 10
Oh you mean Ron, the mailman! Yeah Ron, you look great man! Love the moon balloons. Shake 'em for me, yeeaahhh! Chuck and Larry, FTW.
hamncheeseinit 6
I'm an idiot. Just thought I'd put that out there. Lulz.
ohjessica 11
28- *You're. Stop picking on girls you don't even know. I think she's beautiful.
Izzzzy 0
Hmm, true. That's why I gave the second option! xD
Izzzzy 0
Oh, sorry. The other comment was not meant as a reply for this comment! D;
Freeze_fml 17
Make some friends.
jgduplante 9
Maybe you guys can become best friends. Or maybe he can helpyou get a job! Any interaction is good interaction!! Well, kind of.. :3
jesernoob 13
I absolutely love your default ;3
atlanta_lex 0
What does your employment status have to do with your social life? ....loser
Hald 10
Nothing at all, why do people think the identity is the same as the job the have, that could be bad, cause you can loose a job. Get a hobby, get together with people or friends, and get a new job!
Jdeluxh 12
Bitch alert.
a_nutritionist 10
agree. the information either side of the comma is pretty much unrelated. theres no link there.
enonymous 9
Will there be a 2nd date or was the Post Man not interested? or is he playing it off with the "I'll call you" routine
coltsrock37 15
Postmen can start very interesting conversations. They generally tend to go on about the British invasion and pop junkies all over the world. And about mayonaise
leadman1989 16
Post man - So how do you like this weather we're having? You - The clouds gather ominously thus darkness seems to cover my flesh, never leaving my cold bleeding heart. A great and heavy weight crushes my soul and pushes men asunder! Post man - Um? o.O right you... you have a nice day.
ariannaimelda 7
11, that was beautiful...
leadman1989 16
Lol... :p