virgo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sadsadperson
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Desperate for D
Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
Anonymous
Puyallup, United States
Today, on my way to see my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he wouldn't have to drive me there anymore. FML
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
hjkashld
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
He goes to a different school
Today, at work during lunch, a bunch of the girls were talking about their husbands and boyfriends and sex stuff. I unfortunately got involved and basically made shit up and lied my ass off because no way would they believe I’m a virgin at 37, who last had a boyfriend in high school. FML
Anonymous
Poltava, Ukraine 🌶️ Spicy
That worked out rather well
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML
voltronn
France
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Kal
Next!
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
Top comments
BlueTwist89 0
That makes no sense lying to your therapist...He or she is there to help fix a problem. I hope you don't lie to your doctor.
Rota 0
The only person you're hurting is yourself. dumbass.
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Comments (62)
dacho 7
You had to as in he made you as a part of a therapy, or? I don't get it, really :/
responses 0
way to waste hundreds of dollars on a therapist. you can lie to anyone it makes no sense paying someone to listen to your lies op
justmeagirl 0
YDI for misusing your time with a doctor and wasting your own time and money.
Shystai 0
Uh, go work out and become more attractive.. Durrp?
missylewisasa 0
douchebag!!
loodles 0
what is sex
rockintothebeat 0
why would you tell the/rapist anything about sex?
Rota 0
The only person you're hurting is yourself. dumbass.
jujujube 0
first but sorry for you
chloelovestoswim 6
^^^fail
BlueTwist89 0
That makes no sense lying to your therapist...He or she is there to help fix a problem. I hope you don't lie to your doctor.
dacho 7
#3 - Fail, but sorry for you.
aeiouxuoiea 0
made my day
junying 0
a therapist is suppose to make you feel better, but he had to lie to the therapist to feel better. the irony of it all.
MissRae_ 0
You're not supposed to lie to your therapist; he is trying to help you, and he can't if you give him false information. You're only hurting yourself...
i_is_a_tr00l 0
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VonHoolio 1
I_is_a_tr00l learn how to spell. seriously that's just stupid spelling like that.
Cupcaken 0
i_is_a_tr00l us a troll
lolorly 0
Really? Brokencyde? -.-
rb2_addict 0
someone... what 2 words make up therapiest? that may explain his curiousity
deepdiver999 0
i_is_a_tr00l is ******* retarded why can't you spell
wtfsauce 0
cuz he's a troll, dumbass. lrn2use the internets plz.
pongmaster 0
wow sucks for you