Today, I lied to my father. I told him I got money yesterday. In fact, I just got fired yesterday. I kept a really happy jolly voice when I spoke to him on the phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my way to see my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he wouldn't have to drive me there anymore. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Today, my boss called me a liar and untrustworthy. Why? Yesterday I went home to grieve, after finding out my father figure is in hospice, but because he's just in hospice and not actually dead yet, that somehow means I lied about his death to get a day off work. What? FML
Today, I went to my dad, hoping to confess something to him. He quickly said that if I'd got my girlfriend pregnant, he'd kill me. That's exactly what happened. I had to make up a lie instead about stealing $50 from his wallet once as a kid, which he then demanded I pay back in full. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, my sister called me at work and told me our elderly mom had passed away. I dropped everything and rushed home, to find out she was fine, and that my sister was just pranking me. When I explained this to my boss, he accused me of lying to get out of work, and I was fired. FML
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SAgirl 23
Don't lie about things like that. you just dig a deeper hole every time. Your dad will understand, call him and tell the truth.
DLBL 23
Get a new job right away! Don't lie to dad.
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SAgirl 23
Don't lie about things like that. you just dig a deeper hole every time. Your dad will understand, call him and tell the truth.
DLBL 23
Get a new job right away! Don't lie to dad.