Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
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Crysta_fml 3
Ergh >.> Well mabey if you didn't lie to people, to make excuses for not seeing them, so they'd think you're popular.. you'd be more popular. YDI. way to make a good lover... lie to your other half... that's what everyone wants. o_O
Phobic_fml 14
No need for that. I doubt very much he would mind if you didn't have a life outside of him.
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Comments (51)
danii_s2 0
are u one of those people that don't bother with any of your friends nemore now that u hav a boyfriend? ... and just now ur realising your mistake?
BritishHobo 0
I'm with #1. The way you say 'to make him think I had a life outside of him' makes me think you spend pretty much all of your time with him, which means you blow off any other invites from friends... which is why they didn't invite you? Because they basically expected a no? If that's true, just talk to them and apologize, tell them you'd still like to come out with them sometimes. Absolutely don't, however, lie to your boyfriend for dick all reason (??) and therefore move closer to having to lie to your friends about spending time with your boyfriend, because he broke up with you for being a liar.
Reyo 2
Isn't that a trick boyfriends use all the time? All you have to say is "Yeah, I don't feel like it tonight" to achieve the same effect.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
bitch get over there and give some damn head
Crysta_fml 3
Ergh >.> Well mabey if you didn't lie to people, to make excuses for not seeing them, so they'd think you're popular.. you'd be more popular. YDI. way to make a good lover... lie to your other half... that's what everyone wants. o_O
null_fml 11
^This
Jack_Mackerel 0
Circular reasoning at its best, Crysta. Because, obviously, we all need to tell the truth.
DarkPrince_fml 0
#2 is hot o-o
Phobic_fml 14
No need for that. I doubt very much he would mind if you didn't have a life outside of him.
Cartain 0
Maybe they don't invite you because you lie to people in order to avoid spending time with them..? And how exactly did you "have to lie"?
CYNNER 0
You shouldn't feel like you have anything to prove to your boyfriend. so what? you don't have a life.
Laurendorcus 0
Whats wrong with just spending time with your boyfriend? If he happens to run into one of your friends in the future and mentions how you had fun at the party (which Im sure you'll tell him you did), they're gonna say that they have no clue what hes talking about and hes gonna know you're a liar. He'll probably think you lied because you were with another dude. YDI
Acuvue 0
This. Lying to your boyfriend about something like that is ridiculous, in my opinion. Assuming you're out of high school, he won't (or shouldn't) be too concerned with you having this hot social life. If he doesn't know you for exactly who you are (no life and all!) why are you together? An extra dosage of YDI if you're playing hard to get. >:(
tyler907 10
best recognize you dont have a life outside of him, and while we're at it, learn to recognize his teo emotions: hungry and horny. it's easy, if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
LauraTheKiwi 0
So, OP, does that mean you're always inside him? ;D
idrivefast 0
Some friends you have. I'd just show up
manstie 1
Wow... you bitch! One lie ruins the entire relationship. Good one...