sadsadperson
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Desperate for D
Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
virgo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
Anonymous
Jakarta, Indonesia
Can't take the L
Today, I lied to my father. I told him I got money yesterday. In fact, I just got fired yesterday. I kept a really happy jolly voice when I spoke to him on the phone. FML
indian:(
United States
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
wedeserveeachother
Federal Way, United States
Tori Amos?
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
voltronn
France
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Top comments
newzealand 28
You have hit rock bottom my friend.
marinus_fml 20
Luckily diaries can't talk back, because it would have called bullshit.
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Comments (205)
a_nutritionist 10
"It's not her fault" "There are some people who can't help it" these comments do not align. its NOT her fault is an absolute. there are SOME people is not. therefore, useless comment. moving on.
Hyman_Hunter 0
You ever come to Canada? I can fix that problem ;)
calebeutsler 2
If your that desperate go on eHarmony.
aali12 7
Wow that that's just sad
97chevy 0
I think I might be able to help with that if you like..... Jk jk jk
Banokles 7
I'm just glad Anne Frank wasn't as lame as you.
squidnerd 0
i am so sorry.
LegitMaddie 0
Well... I actually have no comment.... btw that's so sad
Baytheshark 14
I'm a virgin and still functioning.
ipusstroll 0
Yay to pothead blowing shit up and playing with fire :d my favs