indian:(
United States
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
cloudberry
Astoria, United States
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
BtoTheRtoTheTTK
Winter Haven, United States
Holy stereotypes, mom!
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Anonymous
Pile on
Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML
nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
???
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Anonymous
United States
Busted
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Idk anymore
Modesto, United States
Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML
busted
United Kingdom
Liar!
Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML
Top comments
enfpftw 0
uhm, this isn't funny. definately not an fml.
omgitzjose 0
hey i know how u feel
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Comments (79)
omgitzjose 0
hey i know how u feel
ReyEr9412 0
Doesn't seem like you'd be able to keep that lie up for long....
12vballchick12 5
Me too... Sux
JPChiQYaya 0
sucks** sorry . . i had too lol
sunshine41196 12
i totally get your username op! same situation here :/
Imadumbass 16
Same. Hope all works out well, OP
cndrow 0
And I have to lie to my mother about not having a fiancee because she hates my man. Go figure. =p
kaytee05 0
hey I feel you, I felt like sucha bad girlfrenn cuz I coodnt tell my mom bout him..she found out the hard way n that was....8 months ago, hey! were still together and couldn't be happier(:
pinkpanther7 0
i feel ya!
Imadumbass 16
Same
CaseyBaby413 0
This is too boring to be on this site
amy397123 0
Agreed. This is a pathetic attempt at a FML. Seems the moderaters are getting slack.
ruinit 0
i think ur just a pussy for not telling her
lupe_girl26 0
Omg that's what I thought. Granted, its an uncomfortable situation but its too common and boring. Im surprised it made it onto the site.
peacockskeleton 0
your life is not f***ed... just your FML
Vball6 19
Fml means **** my life. ******* dumbass.
ohgeeze 0
wait are you saying that you actually don't have a boyfriend? cuz that would be funny
dstryke 0
I think so I got that out of the FML too, I hope so as that would be way more funny
sammiskorpio 8
I think OP might be saying that theyre gay and maybe his mom doesnt approve?
AcessDenied 0
Here's a brilliant idea. Stop lying about it. Lying about it's only going to make her wrath all the more painful when she finds out. You think it's bad now? Wait until she catches you two doing the horizontal tango or something.
jmoney15 0
Miri?
kittyluvr69 0
I totally agree...
enfpftw 0
uhm, this isn't funny. definately not an fml.
korissa1027 0
#13 and #9 I agree with you.