Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I ran into my ex at the mall. He’s married, with a 2 year-old. Three years ago he ended our 6-year relationship because he said he didn’t believe in marriage and kids. Sorry for not being good enough to achieve those things with. FML
Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML
Today, my ex started to talk to me again after 3 years. I've been in an amazing relationship for the last 2 years. She let me know she is taking me to court for child support. I didn't even know I had a kid. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
Today, I received an email saying, "Thinking of you and hoping you are taking care." It was from the love of my life. We broke up 20 years ago. Previously, we had contact every 5+ years. It's just too late. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
So..? Probably hooked up with the girl, got her pregnant, and thinks he's doing the responsible thing. Get away from him. His marriage will probably fail and he'll try to get with you
ditdotditdot 0
how is that bad?
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Comments (46)
ditdotditdot 0
how is that bad?
Freeze_fml 17
Agreed. This is a FH Wife's Life because OP is probably going to send the message to his new wife and then she'll file a divorce.
tweetbaby14 18
why would it be an fhis wifes life though?
ilovebradiew 0
mehh
dudeitsdanny 10
So..? Probably hooked up with the girl, got her pregnant, and thinks he's doing the responsible thing. Get away from him. His marriage will probably fail and he'll try to get with you
jessxoxo28 5
^ agreed tell him its over and its been over for year.
HanaxD 0
Yeah, and? o_o I fail to find a FML in this.
zingg1898 0
Maybe it's that he's willing to cheat on his soon to be wife. Or maybe shes upset that he's married after only a year.
neverminddd 0
Well at least that didn't happen while you were with him.
dannyboy66 7
how's this a FML just because your ex is getting married jeez falling of a roof on your stomach while having a boner is a FML
anela_fml 0
the dudes cursing his baby you really wanna go there he's a winner. it will be a FYL if you call him
anela_fml 0
actually it'll be a YDI think think think with your head not hormones
spoo 24
YDI, Clean-Break Breakup. Unless there are kids, it's always the best solution
LEPOfficer 0
Uhm, YDI for caring about what some guy who, in one year, broke up with you, got a girl pregnant, and now has to marry her. Really? Get over it.
jailuv69 0
get a man being gay is retarted I mean we were ment to pair up that's why there's a freaking penis an a ****** you cnt put a pussy in another pussy and create life same with two dicks..... so your moms not wrong for saying that your wrong for being with a girl call me ignorant if you want idc
050294 0
Wrong FML, and go **** yourself.
jailuv69 0
get a man being gay is retarted I mean we were ment to pair up that's why there's a freaking penis an a ****** you cnt put a pussy in another pussy and create life same with two dicks..... so your moms not wrong for saying that your wrong for being with a girl call me ignorant if you want idc