sadsadperson
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Desperate for D
Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
virgo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
Anonymous
Jakarta, Indonesia
Can't take the L
Today, I lied to my father. I told him I got money yesterday. In fact, I just got fired yesterday. I kept a really happy jolly voice when I spoke to him on the phone. FML
indian:(
United States
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
wedeserveeachother
Federal Way, United States
Tori Amos?
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
voltronn
France
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Top comments
newzealand 28
You have hit rock bottom my friend.
marinus_fml 20
Luckily diaries can't talk back, because it would have called bullshit.
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Comments (205)
PHiLLUPPH0REVER 1
It's alright I do it all the time.
bumpin 0
Hahaha I'm Soo sorry but that's hilarious... In fact I did the same but with a different situation..
antapexinfinity 1
this makes me sick. wth.
kathuzada 6
I can help
Sionnach 10
So, you lied to your diary, then posted the truth up here? Was your diary not judgemental enough, leaving you with the pressing need to be bitched out by a few hundred strangers?
MrTJCast 4
Thats a fail lol
Dr_Jalepenos 0
Yeah I know that the arrows are there but my screen is screwed up drop the top part of the screen so i can't see the time,battery percentage,and some of the stuff below that. I'm gonna get it replaced this weekend hopefully.
cimh 9
What use do you have from lying to your diary? do you expect somebody else reading it?
dmw25 0
Your a bum
a_nutritionist 10
@107 ...so i shouldnt have clicked YDI why? all of those look like perfectly good YDI reasons to me. insecure idiot lies to self to boost confidence, poor perceptions of social interaction, using a diary is the least of her issues.