Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
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Top comments
lancerevo 0
I ******* hate ass holes like that with their big truck they think they are special
blumpkin69 0
find his truck and slash his tire
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lancerevo 0
I ******* hate ass holes like that with their big truck they think they are special
lmmmr 0
Agreed. Ugh, there is no reason for a vehicle to be that large. It's just a physical manifestation of the driver's ego and insecurities.
lolzforfun228 3
Big truck. Tiny dick.
interruptive_cow 0
Or maybe they have a boat/RV/trailer that they pull. Or maybe they haul lumber/plants/messy things. In reality, there are plenty of reasons to have a big truck. It's kind of ignorant to assume that no one needs a truck just because you don't need a truck. So I'll be happy in my Prius and if someone else wants to go buy an F250 that's their business. To each his own.
cuts28 0
says the self righteous Prius owner.
noName123456 0
agree with number 60 there are plenty of reasons to have a truck RV boat trailer dirt bikes snowmobiles atv's or mabey hes just a redneck and likes to go offroad either way why the hell does it matter if he wants a big truck, thats his decison and it dosent affect you and number 62 number 60 obvioulsy isnt the steriotypical self rightous prius owner he is probably just some guy who has no need for a large vehicle and wants a car with good gas mileage
troyboyd05 0
70 are you saying anyone who owns a truck and a boat are rednecks? I go off road in several ways: snowboarding, scuba diving, boating, plenty of ways. You're just an ignorant ****.
pandabearsmiles 0
80- No, they were saying lots of reasons, or that they could just be a redneck who goes offroad. They didn't mean offroad like just driving off the road to get somewhere, they meant it as OFFROADING. Which is something, typically, only "rednecks" do. it's different.
pandabearsmiles 0
80- Also, where the **** do you live where you cand rive your truck to a place and go snowboarding or scuba diving!? The two aren't exactly in the same climate..
EriccaLuv 0
86- it's called traveling
usnwife 18
Actually, here on the coast in WA mountains are an easy drive away for snowboarding, and though the water is a bit cold with a dry suit (or a wetsuit and a tough ass attitude) scuba diving is gorgeous. I could easily do both in the same weekend. And just because you have use for a truck doesn't mean you have to have some huge ass truck that takes up 5 parking spots. And if you do have one that big, don't be a jerk, actually park it in the back where its causing an inconvenience to everyone else.
bosco_kk 0
Those truck drivers park in front of my house. And I always think they want to kill us and block the view :D lol
bambition7 0
wow whoever did that was crazy that wasnt even your fault some people in the owrld seriously need lives
slack3r9 0
im thinkin someone else put that note on the truck, he thought it was OP and left it back on his car and keyed it
Taubin 0
And, why didn't you just find a different parking spot? Instead of boxing the guy on the OTHER side of you in?
StarGirl11 0
Most likely their wasn't any other parking spaces left to park in. So the person was forced to park there.
dontaskdonttell 0
Or it's like the parking lot in my old appartments, assigned parking spaces. If you weren't in your spot you could get towed.
curryndricegirll 0
If you did it to just park closer to somewhere. YDI If you had to FYL, but I would have expected it to happen. I mean, I would have at least expected a scratch in my car from the other guys car door...I would have at least taken the time to get down the license plate number before it happened.
rustyrox 0
Wow ghetto! Who keys cars over parking, or anything for that matter. See if you can find out who owned the truck?
EatUrGreens 20
I don't think it was the truck owner that keyed his car so finding him won't solve anything
soccerkrzy 0
http://yousuckatparking.com/
blumpkin69 0
find his truck and slash his tire
coldplaylive2003 0
Key someone elses car so you'll feel better
stephanietong 0
Ugh, what a jerk. FYL indeed.
coopcas 0
It was his apartment. Usually there are designated spots. l2think.