Ashley
Bellerose, United States
Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Chelsea
Perth, Australia
Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Rip it up and start again
Today, I finally finished my Christmas shopping and felt like an absolute champion. That was until I got home and realized I'd left one of the shopping bags in the parking lot. The bag contained the most expensive gift I'd bought. FML
Gabi
United Kingdom
No refunds, no returns
Today, I spent about half an hour trying to decide whether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could always return it if I changed my mind, I got home and realised I'd left it on the bus. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Get on with it!
Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML
sirensaresexy
Long Beach, United States
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
embarrassed
United States
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
freezingtodeath
United States
Where's my stuff?
Today, I went into Target's dressing rooms to try some pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML
Anonymous
Respect
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Cheech
United States
Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML
baconistasty27
San Diego, United States
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
You'd think that if you spent all that money on some clothes, you'd be more careful with the bags. YDI
ricm916 4
Dumbass....
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
You'd think that if you spent all that money on some clothes, you'd be more careful with the bags. YDI
Soloman212 28
My thoughts exactly...
unknown_user5566 27
1- One would think so, but then again, I am getting the feeling that common sense is something OP lacks in the first place. Who blows all of their money on season-specific clothing all at once, unless they are fairly wealthy?
Meowingtons500 18
33- Perhaps OP was treating herself. We all deserve over indulgence once in a while. :)
zinoxity 23
Op is probably under aged, seeing as how she spent the whole paycheck on clothes rather than on rent and/or food. She'll learn as she gets older. Sadly, more or less like this.
mumias05 3
You got married too young but at least you know what you want so congrats and i hope you will be happy
DomDomxoxo 16
65: There's no specific age to get married. As long as they love each other and are mature enough to handle it, why not?
Harpy20 24
65- Where the **** did that come from?
doctorhook86 25
73: Most people under 25 aren't mature enough to handle it. Half the people over 25 aren't mature enough either.
juliaispink 1
This seems a little irresponsible. Guessing that you had many bags, because you spent your whole paycheck and it was a whole wardrobe, you would see all of those bags right next to you. Hence remembering "my very important bags! Must bring them off with me!" you see? This is how most people remember important objects, by sight.
Dylan94_fml 8
33 - "Unless they are fairly wealthy" maybe you just answered your own question.
trumpetplaya 8
But you dont go spending all your money on clothes.
topaz23 16
Unfortunately it's not called common sense anymore. It's now called critical thinking. That is the degree to which our society is degrading.
ricm916 4
Dumbass....
yahoowizard 16
More like woman. Haha, jk jk, but really, how many men spend an entire paycheck on clothes.
GothicAngel17 24
22 - My fiancé came close to once, back when we didn't have any bills to pay.
zandalee 20
So did my husband.... That was BC. Before children. Those were the hedonistic days...
rainbowglass 5
This might double post, since my first one isn't showing up. My boyfriend makes three times what I make, and spends most of it on clothes, with a tiny portion going to rent and food. He lives paycheck to paycheck despite how much he makes. Yes, men do it too.
theslimshadylp 6
People still ride the train?
boating_guy 33
Maybe she went subway? they don't have trains where I live... (or subways, but I think subway systems are a bit more common.. but hey, I could be mistaken)
kait314 6
We have trains by me...
GothicAngel17 24
In Briabane we just have trains and no subways. I thought they were pretty much the same but for subways being underground. As for why OP took the train instead of the subway, perhaps she is claustrophobic? It's not all that uncommon to have misgivings about traveling underground.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
4- Do you live under a rock?
onlychildFTW 34
Lots of people call a subway the train. And they are not the same. Train is just a generalization because they both travel on tracks.
BeforeItWasCool 12
Yes? Of course they do, stop being such a pretentious wanker.
jake3292 5
And if you look where op lives it probably is the subway
theslimshadylp 6
I was being sarcastic kids jeez........ I know trains still exist and people do still ride them. I live in Detroit I should know this my gosh............
sparky333441 18
It happens to everyone guys, so STFU. OP, FYL
unknown_user5566 27
Oh, silly me! You are so right. I frequently spend all of my money in one place, and then promptly lose all of the items. I am so forgetful; thank you for reminding me! ;)
unknown_user5566 27
Oh, silly me! You are so right. I frequently spend all of my money in one place, and then promptly lose all of the items. I am so forgetful; thank you for reminding me! ;)
MCRaddict15 15
It does not happen to everyone. I doubt it happens to ANYONE. It was carelessness that OP forgot and slightly unreasonable that the whole paycheck was spent for summer clothing. OP, ydi.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
5- I'm guessing it happened to you too which makes you a dumbass as well. Maybe you can meet up with OP and go shopping sometime. You can both be idiots, doesn't that sound like fun?
klovemachine 24
#5 has a point. Some people do lose their stuff (but not everyone) FYL OP $$$$$$$ oh and #20 looks smoking hot :)
tweetbaby14 18
92, the unspoken rule of FML about rating peoples attractiveness based in their profile picture, you have broken it.
unknown_user5566 27
Exactly, 119. What 92 doesn't realize is that I weigh 400 lbs and have a face full of acne. See what happens when you assume, 92? Tsk tsk.
klovemachine 24
That's ok 123, I like big women too ;) ah yeah
TheElderTROLLZ 15
And you spent all the money on clothes why?
ablueshka 0
Cause she's dumb? And/ or is just a girl idk women seem to always do crazy crap like this
GovernorGeneral 8
This FML from a mans point of view: Today, i spent my whole paycheck on beer. I then forgot it all on the train. Joking~
ladyLALAA 29
Maybe she had no season specific clothing? As silly as you are OP for not being more careful I still feel bad for you. That was probably a fair bit of money, hopefully it goes to someone deserving and you learn a lesson for next time.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Her name is Kelly. Oh my god, shoes.
Yodaevil 4
55.... No... Just no...
KiddNYC1O 22
Obliviously yes, just yes.
LilBobby 0
How do you leave, Im guessing quite a few, bags on the train and not notice?
GovernorGeneral 8
Also didn't anyone tell her???? Feel so bad for OP D;
LilBobby 0
Im pretty sure everybody agreed to not tell OP and they split the clothes
zandalee 20
Omg! That is so tragic! I have nightmares of that happening! I mourning those clothes with you OP!!
elletex 8
Unfortunate? Yes. Tragic? Hardly. If your worst nightmares consist of leaving a shopping bag on a train, I envy you.
HaraAishi 8
43, I was thinking the same thing.
flea_of_death 23
Sigh...I really hope you were being sarcastic, #10
zandalee 20
Sigh. Of course I was.
rivaraven 35
Think that people would be more careful with clothes worth their whole paycheck. YDI
ihateFMLJkxD 0
Way to go, bro.
GothicAngel17 24
How were you able to spend an ENTIRE paycheck on such luxuries? You don't appear to have your priorities right.
unknown_user5566 27
I see the double-post demon has gotten to you too, this evening. I'm glad the FML app is not conspiring against only me.