Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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1suckatL1fe 6
your boyfriend is my HERO!!
Arcterion 0
I think your boyfriend is awesome and I will try to be just like him one day.
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Comments (198)
1suckatL1fe 6
your boyfriend is my HERO!!
Nyabinghi_fml 0
... I would so be up for that! Also, two words, my friend: Pon Farr. XD
pennies83 0
That's HOT!
nonotme 0
Like, why is this an FML?
likeOMGwow 0
I agree that is really sexy!! you'd have to be crazy not to think Mr. Spock is hot!! your boyfriend is the MAN. I'd go along with this in a second! Live long and prosper.
z_x_c_v_b_n_m 0
YES! i completly agree, that would totally make me so happy. :D i hope that happens to me someday.
audiogasmic 0
OH GOD YES. pon farr baby. i would so be all over this. especially if he had the pointy ears... i love spock.
GrapefruitZoe 0
I like him too! Go along with his fantasies, and he'll go along with yours, yeah? Besides, it's SPOCK! You can pretend to be Kirk!
GrapefruitZoe 0
I like him too! Go along with his fantasies, and he'll go along with yours, yeah? Besides, it's SPOCK! You can pretend to be Kirk!
DeadMansCrack 4
I like him too! Go along with his fantasies, and he'll go along with yours, yeah? Besides, it's SPOCK! You can pretend to be Kirk!
Rauron 0
I like him too! Go along with his fantasies, and he'll go along with yours, yeah? Besides, it's SPOCK! You can pretend to be Kirk!
duck_duck_cat 0
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS??????? Chekov is so much hotter than Spock.
PurpleSky_fml 0
Seriously. That's more like MY fantasy! If only I had a boyfriend who would be up for that...
dragonpink 0
YES!!!!! pon farr baby!
Captain_Badass 0
You. Win. lol.
Arcterion 0
I think your boyfriend is awesome and I will try to be just like him one day.
sxcsatan999 2
Is your man Sheldon!!!
Maxine17 8
Oh no, i feel for you. :/ Same thing happened to my friend, apart from it was Star Wars and she had to call her BF Luke Skywalker.
chocolatebear99 0
i guess after that she didn't play with Luke's lightsaber much
metamorphmagus 0
XDDD
insanechinaman 0
LOL 29 you're amazing :D
zcalo 0
at least it wasn't Darth Maul?
UphillAlways 0
Be more inclined for Han Solo really ^_^ As to the Darth Maul comment, siths are HOT!
ashbaz 0
and he's still your boyfriend wow lol
boatiebanter 0
Spock's science turns me on.
hopiee 0
rofl, SO SXC :|
bassfah 0
Well.. On the bright side,just imagine if he was into pokemon. He'll be forcing you in and out of his pokeball at his wish..
kyasuriin 0
No way he can be as hot as Mr. Spock. But congrats for trying!
dragonpink 0
But just think: It's PERMISSION to fantasize you're having sex with ZQ! I think it's a win win situation.
HetaliaFreak 10
Or Leonard Nimoy!
feelingblue 0
your boyfriend is cook:>
allmidnighteyes 11
Did he give you the SPOCKER as opposed to the SHOCKER???
ashleymarielouis 0
siiiiiick. haha.