Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Make believe
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
Get it on
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Disappointed
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
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lbeer 1
I think it's a hint of some sort
thewife5 19
why Tom cruise? ewww
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Comments (145)
wetchy 0
lol!
nibawan 0
lol@Tom Cruise
pooper191817 0
Tom Cruise has nothing on me. One at a time ladies.
ladies_man217 0
what about me? I've heard I'm quite the ladies man...
TwoInTheBush 0
lmao! nice 37 :D
ChubbyCake 5
37, you made my day:]
KiddNYC1O 22
That's all it takes?^
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Holy shit Manuel is that your leg?
zkchild 0
Be open minded and make your boyfriend happy. Invite your bestfriend to join next time.
oshi16toofly 0
if your gonna imagine they're some one else they might as well be some one else. ydi
cantfightfate 0
ydi for imagining he was Tom cruise.
DncrHap 9
how the hell did you think that was a good idea? i would never suggest to my boyfriend that he imagine i were someone else during sex. i mean, i'm one of those girls who thinks sex is very intimate and important in a relationship, so i'd flip a shit if he told me he was imagining anyone but me. and i don't think he'd be too pleased if i imagined someone other than him. this was a recipe for disaster. ydi.
Malsain_fml 10
#118 Agreed. And if he ever wanted to imagine it was someone else, I don't get the point in telling the other. It can only hurt.
lincolnunit 0
lol
pooper191817 0
people tell me all the time that I look just like Tom Cruise
sweetcheeksjvl 0
Hmmmm...I think he's trying to tell you something.
kotabones 0
It's called being realistic. He is and you want to have sex with a lunatic.
mara16 6
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you should imagine hisss best friend too! :D orrrrr just dump his stupidddass. lol
isaiaha11 2
why
RealityChecker 0
#3 thou hath no brains? You live in a double-standard world, hypocrite. Why is imagining an idol any "better" than imagining someone closer to home? What the hell is wrong, with all these dumbasses nowadays living in hypocrisy..
jrgr 6
it's still not good to imagine anyone else other than your bf/gf when you're having sex, but him imagining her best friend is a little worse because now she's gonna feel uncomfortable when she's with her man and best friend at the same time for obvious reasons. Plus, it's unlikely that she will ever even meet Tom cruise lol.
hockey161616 7
What's up with you using language from the 1700s?...........
5t3ff1k4h 47
Screw TomCruise-ism. Oh, right. And OP, you might want to look into why he imagined your best friend.
jack_bandit 0
cause she's probably really good looking? lol
5t3ff1k4h 47
Well duh. I meant that more in the fact that he's more prone to cheat, so she should be careful. He may already be doing something without her knowing.
littlemissdqgirl 8
Maybe, but hopefully her best friend has enough respect for her/and herself to stay away from him. It's sad how many people cheat and how many back stabbing "friends" are out there.
missory_missouri 0
I think she already knows all that stuff..hence the reason she put it in her post.
jmart110 0
Hmmm.. Makes you wonder..eyy?
crashtest1205 0
Eye believe it's spelt eye*.. ummm wat
garrettjordan 0
she is saying eyy like canadiens I think and don't kill me over my spelling I'm on my stupid iPod touch
my2centsworth 15
Spelt is a grain grown for livestock feed.
ohSNAPyall 27
Hippies eat spelt too ya know
my2centsworth 15
I was unaware that humans consumed spelt. I was also unaware that it could be used as a past participle for the word spell. That means I was uninformed; it does not mean I am ignorant. if I refused to learn, or was incapable of learning, I could reasonably be called ignorant. i will admit to a degree of arrogance. it is not, however, overweening and can be forgiven as most people possess a certain amount of that trait. As to the availability of information about different spellings and usages, I don't spend an excessive amount of time glued to my computer (although I do enjoy this site, obviously). I actually did look up "spelt" in the online dictionary and found only the usage I cited. I have since found the other usage.
my2centsworth 15
I apologize for the lack of capitalization. I was not wearing my glasses and could not tell that the "I"'s were not capitalized. It was not due to a lack of concern. On another note, I have missed your long-necked friend's input. Will he grace us with his presence soon?
my2centsworth 15
As I stated, I actually did check before I commented.
5t3ff1k4h 47
5/61/76 - It's "eh". Coming from a true Canadian...
jmart110 0
Hmmm.. Makes you wonder..eyy?
lbeer 1
I think it's a hint of some sort
JerryCedar 2
haha that's what you get for playing alone
Sun_Kissed18 25
This, that was a terrible idea to start with... Assuming you meant Along*? because alone doesn't make much sense
DjeePee 25
Jup, this was a terrible idea. I am trying, but I simply can't find an answer that wouldn't hurt.
thewife5 19
why Tom cruise? ewww
iranoutofnames 6
if this were Facebook I would like this comment
alphatoomega 21
You can still upvote it.
FreshSalad 1
what a maverick...
shoopd 19
Don't let them get you down. Stick to your guns!