Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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1suckatL1fe 6
your boyfriend is my HERO!!
Arcterion 0
I think your boyfriend is awesome and I will try to be just like him one day.
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Comments (198)
juzt 0
Your life is not f***ed. I wish I was Uhura too. Hummm... Some ideas.
xOpheliacx 0
*presses the imaginary 'So What?' button*
thebigslim 13
This isn't really an FML in my eyes.... and its not as good as the guy who got a ******* and accidently called his gf Spock when he was blowing his load. Try again.
juzt 0
Yea!! I remember that one!!!! Epic Fail. or Win.
MagicMarker 0
Now *that's* funny!
likeOMGwow 0
OMG HAHAH ARE YOU SERIOUS? i never saw that. now THATS an FML. lol
kaykay10xo 0
ydi for agreeing with your dork of a BoYFriEndD
blackjack159 11
You need to go back to school and learn how to type I mean seriously what the hell?
AntiChrist7 0
Why do girls only like total nerds/total assholes? YDI
posampo 0
coz they obviously have something else to offer us you bitter weirdo
AntiChrist7 0
you're calling me a weirdo when he wants to be dr. Spock? Guess it's true what they say about girls and logic
genius_man16 1
because nerds = assholes yeah. that makes sense.
AntiChrist7 0
a slash means "or", not "equals" you're not a great genius are you? "Nomen est omen" doesn't fit here
xxlillyxx 0
not all girls like only nerds or @ss holes... i have dated nerds n do not wanna go there again and @ss holes r usually VERRY HOT. also the @sses are usually the ones that tell a girl what to do... i for one also like the kind and thoughtful guys.... but most if not all are either married or gay... which suxz... a few of the guyz i have liked have turned out to be gay but end up becomig my best friendz...lol
DameGreyWulf 1
@16: Nerds are cool, eff you, you bitter man :c I'd definitely play along. @104: "@ss holes r usually VERRY HOT" -- your stupidity is showing... especially with the "xx"s in your name. "also the @sses are usually the ones that tell a girl what to do" -- this is good, how? Grow some independence. I bet you're the one who keeps sending in the AWFULLY WRITTEN FMLs about how absolutely horrible it is when you aren't sapping the li-- ahem, in a relationship with somebody. I see many an abusive relationship in your future. Stuck up bitch. ahem.. but enough of my own bitterness. OP: what 58 said Also, who cares? Think instead... he's pretending to be a scientific astronaut. That's basically all Spock is. Dunno, star-sailing, smart guy sounds pretty hot to me.
colormefancy 0
Pff AHAHAHA!! that just made my whole entire day :) FYL. Well if you did it then at least he owes you one? Get your fantasy out there while you can before its too late.
Leaveittosteven 0
fake
SoreThroat 0
Fake, as if, not everything is fake you know. Although I wouldn't exactly call this an FML. About the same thing happened to me except it was my friend Jason and he had a total dork moment about Star Trek...IN PUBLIC and made me buy the DVD so he can complete his collection of the series...
princessbacon 0
lmao scary my bf is obsessed with star trek!!
yougetmecloserto 0
Hahahahaha I want him to be MY boyfriend.
dragonpink 0
I think I'm gonna ask my husband if I can call him spock next time we have sex.
cthulhu1138 1
Nothing wrong with liking Star Trek. Note the key words "his" and "fantasy".
iiTEMP524 0
BAHAAHahaha. Thas wussup. whus the problem? Look to the bright side. it couldhave been waay worse. Like asking u to shove items in his anus?
likeOMGwow 0
yes i'd say that's worse...