Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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1suckatL1fe 6
your boyfriend is my HERO!!
Arcterion 0
I think your boyfriend is awesome and I will try to be just like him one day.
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Comments (198)
Cheezburger_fml 0
Are you kidding? Spock is HOTT. I've been in love with him since I was like nine years old. The new one is hot too, but I really didn't like the new movie so much.
j3nn1987 0
oh that is hilarious!
Ray_of_midnight 23
Judging by the amount of slash fanfiction that's been written involving Mr. Spock, there are plenty of women around who'd be eager to indulge your boyfriend if you won't.
shellybean87 0
Star Wars is better, but Star Trek is pretty cool too.
Anonanimal 0
LMFAO YOUR BOYFRIEND IS AMAZING
wellimscrewed24 0
ummm yeah that was an episode of that 70's show. this is most likely a lieeeee
lyssaboo 0
ugh wrong show. eric was infatuatated with star wars...
warhorse57 0
Wow....I like my girl when she dresses up as a maid
wellimscrewed24 0
ummm yeah that was an episode of that 70's show that was on last night. this is most likely a lieeeee.
ericalew_xo 0
http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/92/15/0000039215_20070419142420.jpg I'd call my boyfriend Mr. Spock anyday. Especially if he looked like that. This is not a FML at all. My boyfriend doesn't even like Star Trek and I do. I wish he would do this for me:(
car6435 0
wtf.....