Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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1suckatL1fe 6
your boyfriend is my HERO!!
Arcterion 0
I think your boyfriend is awesome and I will try to be just like him one day.
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Comments (198)
krazykhaki 0
Spock is HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
monkeysricecold 0
This page is why I love FML.
zcalo 0
"Dude... I'm an athlete and am not, nor have I ever been, a nerd." Sentence fail.
zoolander951 0
I love how people have to "prove themselves" on websites like these. #121 FTW
3P0N1N3 0
If you don't want him, then, can I have his number?
dragonpink 0
THIS! FTW
nlandcena 0
Did you see the man in Star Trek 11? XD ((Also, 120? What the **** are you doing? Get the **** off our internetz. Athlete my Oklahoma ass.))
amaneylandx3 0
live long and prosper(:
suzieq57 0
PON FARR. That's really all that *should* need to be said. But honestly, yes, it can be disconcerting to find out about a sexual quirk of a partner but you really need to lighten up a little if you actually care about this guy. Fantasies are about fun ways to achieve great sex in a scenario in which you'd never otherwise find yourself. If you are way weirded out about it, then talk to him and see if you can take some slower steps toward fulfilling the fantasy--also check out the corsets here-- http://conventionfans.today.com/2009/02/12/star-trek-inspired-corset-yes-please/ --help you get into the mood. :P
EveryDayJackAss 0
well from the girls commenting here.....i have confirmed from my calculations and investigative skills that the irony here is................*drops dead*
jewelzgalore 0
Hey that movie was actually a lot better than expected.