Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
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Top comments
Palirose 22
Your boyfriend sounds awesome. :) he's definitely a keeper!
Talooka 10
R2 want the D2?
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Comments (96)
ElementaryEdGuy 18
How unsexy. O.o
thelastavailable 13
I don't think there's anything that is innately unsexy, in fact you could make anything sex-related if you really put your mind to it! OP just needs to lighten up and go with it and see what happens.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Are you kidding me? The sweet, aggressive sound of Darth Vader's voice always put me in a mood.
annie_nk 23
Nobody can resist the voice of James Earl Jones.
ApollosMyth 22
As long as he doesn't try to force it, he may be able to get some good woolie out of her.
Weika 5
I hope you meant Wookie.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Are you kidding? Slave girl outfit, very sexy.
Sekkaichi 12
Nothing beats, "I am your father," during sex/sexting.
Palirose 22
Your boyfriend sounds awesome. :) he's definitely a keeper!
GetGulley 12
I agree
Inediblepeaches 15
Because there isnt a button to show that you agree... >.>
Bubbelz 25
There's a reply button, one for reporting and for life vs. death. Where's the agree one? o.O
GetGulley 12
The force is strong with this one
Damian95 16
Do or do not. There is no try. -yoda
Kruiser 16
Ill Jabba your Hut
Original_Outcast 23
I didn't know your ****** was part Chewbacca.
drizzy11 18
Lol 69 likes
kkillaj 5
"Luke use the force kin."
yeti37 16
Well a lightsaber IS kind of phallic. Thats why we love it so.
Pleonasm 36
So Darth Maul's double-sided lightsaber is basically just a giant, two-way *****? That explains everything.
annie_nk 23
Like how the prequels screwed the audience and the franchise?
Pleonasm 36
Nail on the head.
Cleu 12
Time to unload in the docking bay !
Futacy 30
"Use the force Harry." ~Gandalf
Dracoboxer357 36
6- Three references in one comment? Nice. ;)
ekb777 13
Not pass you shall
TheNinjaBacon 8
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you shall not mix thy movie quotes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrBoredomioo 18
are you kidding me
AksentNetharia 12
Dude, come on. It was Dr. Who who said that. Get it right.
annie_nk 23
Aw, you didn't want to hear about him playing with his wookie? ;)
Enslaved 38
"I did it all for the wookie! The wookie! So you can take Kenobi, and stick him up your…yeah stick him up your…yeah"
zombieslayer83 19
41, your comments always help make my day!
dancinwookie 21
#9-I deny all interactions with OP #41- You really shouldn't have. I have no way to repay you other than putting an equally crappy song in your head: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you..." Rick rolled!
Talooka 10
R2 want the D2?
KainMoogle 21
Bend over, you will!
karlcolt45 19
“you may fire when ready"-The world's coolest girlfriend