Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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OcampoFTW 4
Hopefully he didn't say "I am your father!"
marmots 0
At least he didn't call your ****** "Chewbacca"
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OcampoFTW 4
Hopefully he didn't say "I am your father!"
CookieMonstr19 0
That would be absolutely hilarious!!
theten_fml 9
nope he later asked "who's your daddy?"
steezy4you 3
well he was stabbing you with his lightsaber...
kings1fan 6
I hate Star Wars!
Jacobt24 19
OP is just bragging at this point
CatEyes66 0
Let's hope they made sure they're not brother and sister before they decided to play with his lightsaber.
dolphincheddar 10
did he use the force?
cfalen 0
long ago in a land far far away...
AnonymousTroll 2
Nerds will be nerds.
jvillan87 5
long long ago, in a GALAXY far far away...
omfgfmlife 0
i rofled so hard when I read both this post and this comment
TheChampagneBoi 5
72 he used his lightsaber lol
swimchica22 0
May the force be with you
jayalexander 7
20- ....stfu
NastyNinja31 0
was the force with him
agaba 0
Insest is always the best
ky765 0
tune in next week for indiana jones
clumsylittleme 11
Haha. I love how there's 252 thumbs up!! Most I've ever seen! And yes. Hopefully he didn't say that. :D
LadyClarik 8
At least it wasn't the Jaws theme...or maybe that would have been more appropriate.
hayq 5
jaws would only be appropriate if it's the same boyfriend that's afraid of pussy teeth!
smellymellyy 7
awesome fml reference there!!
dansco 25
Best comment ever! ;)
kathuzada 6
It would be better if OP said, No, I am your Father afterwards
My_Name_Is_ 5
That is Epic!
Mr_Saikaly 35
that is really weird
Mr_Saikaly 35
That's weird
Arch27 27
Lots of it, hopefully.
Ilikethenamesam 3
Yea!!
16rrpass 0
R u retartded? Its galaxy!
habest 2
Did his forces find their way to the death star?
KoolKidFly 0
yes, but unfortunately the hole he had to aim for was only 1 foot wide, so entry was nearly impossible
TheMasticater 9
EPIC
acmilan721 4
ha it was like that reference was made for this!
iSitt 0
Thats not a problem. He hit holes this small back on the farm.
Countrygirl5 8
hahahahah
ThEKID96 4
I don't know why she's complaining. Star wars is a classic an epic one at that. You should be flattered that he would even compare your pussy to that.
thereader3593 4
well said!
Cereal_Is_Good 5
"A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away."
marinecorp09 0
no they all ran into a forcefield web they came out the hanger off the ship
PsychoKittie 7
I would marry that man...
JessGivsBesitos 5
you should have said "the force is strong with this one"
skigirl98 9
Or "The Force is now in you."
dreawlkr523 0
lmfao hilarious post and comment.
kronik2t 0
nice ****
jordanp17 3
I agree 207
kellyskindakool 5
lmao! winning
kingghidorah 10
*force choke*
dethmagnetic1 0
just wait for the rest of the trilogy :D
Mitcha857 0
ok how am I single and guys like that aren't??!
iSitt 0
Meesa say yoosa so hot
dethmagnetic1 0
Sorry to hear that bro, tbh a lot of girls will date almost anyone who can make her laugh. Try it out and I bet you'll have a date inside of a week ;D
eminemchick 19
lol 105 id go out wit u. if i knew u better.-.-
smellymellyy 7
this advice is so true :) your looks aren't bad either, i would date you so I'm sure others would too
maz255 10
212 you realize hes ten years older than you right?
jwilli_fml 0
So I'm wondering if you know that trilogy is a three part movie..dumbass
marmots 0
At least he didn't call your ****** "Chewbacca"
santarosakid 5
or jabba the hut
dstivers 0
Or jar jar. Just think about it.
KoolKidFly 0
Past FML reference!!! :3
applesuckers 0
60 and I should care because...?
commietaco 0
because you have nice ****.
KoolKidFly 0
Who said you have to care?
psycho9631 1
be glad he doesnt call himself jar jar binks lol
bigfoot89 4
oh shnap!
seraphina16 0
Hahahahahahaha
Skaterdrew 0
333 thumbs up with me!!!
BabbiiLovvee 0
At least a cactus didn't fall on your face.
Vash_41288 10
lol a cactus huh, well when your right your right I suppose.
BabbiiLovvee 0
Yes :)
mrsvickybear 9
LMAO u saw tht one lol
BabbiiLovvee 0
18 lol I thought it was funny.
mrsvickybear 9
me too haha
KaskStunter 4
Better than the Indiana Jones theme.
x_KL_x 7
Na, Indiana jones would have been more appropriate while exploring the 'Temple of Doom'.
kcircuses2 4
^you mean the temple of poon
promarkchris 6
the pirates of the carribean theme is a personal favourite, especially when I'm brushing my teeth
bsaun2011 0
Hahahahaha
Danny0D 5
At least he didn't do a yoda impression
bobbybill0519 7
Enter you I will.
tnlander 20
OP, that would make you a Death Star. I think he is trying to tell you something. FYL
Complaining 13
Well your boyfriend Is very creative! ...And likes Star Wars. Now that's a plus.
wolflover44 5
I think it's cute...
mojojolyn 3
haha I actually don't see how this is a fml.