Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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1suckatL1fe 6
your boyfriend is my HERO!!
Arcterion 0
I think your boyfriend is awesome and I will try to be just like him one day.
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Comments (198)
hcat 0
If he wants you to call him that, only fair you get to imagine he looks like him too... win/win situation!
mfodwo216 0
that sucks, you're dating a trekkie. leave him and look for a star wars geek
futurecatlady 2
Want to swap boyfriends? Yours sounds amazing. WAS HE WEARING THE UNIFORM? *swoons*
Vivid_Butterfly 0
I'd prefer him to be dressed up as Chekov, or Sulu. Maybe Bashir, but it's still hot.
kukopia 0
FAIL You (OP) can't 'show up, ready to go' when you had NO IDEA where it (the fantasy) was going! Obviously a self-centered, narrow-minded, attention ***** that can't even give her boyfriend 10 minutes of AGREED UPON attention to and for him. Your karma will be neutralized when your cats eat your flesh after you die in your one bedroom apartment.
penguinlord 0
Is his name Eric from That 70's Show?? (:
sweetSandy 0
LMBO! wow sorry i guess it only suks for u but idk if YDI or FYL but u jus made me laugh thanks XD
mehwhateverr 0
Not an FML. Spock is hot... *shot*.
summer66_fml 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......
_trixR4kidz 0
That's not bad at all. And here I thought you were upset over something truly kinky.