Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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1suckatL1fe 6
your boyfriend is my HERO!!
Arcterion 0
I think your boyfriend is awesome and I will try to be just like him one day.
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Comments (198)
hatcher 0
At least he didn't dress up in a Nazi costume and ask you to call him Leonard Nimoy.
futurecatlady 2
*drools at the idea*
13oclock 0
I wouldn't mind pretending my husband was Zachary Quinto. Now, if he was strictly older Star Trek, I'd much rather have Picard than Leonard.
LadyAlathia 0
I'd take Riker or Data in a hot second, too. Rrowr.
MagicMarker 0
How is this an FML? Spock is hot, no doubt way hotter than your boyfriend. Especially the one in the new movie. Zachary Quinto is a fine piece of ass.
alliwannado 0
Zach? ehhh, I'd rather my bf pretend to be Kirk or Sulu [ the Chris Pine or John Cho versions, that is. ((drool)) ]
vt_mruhlin 0
Why is that a bad fantasy to have? Pon Farr can get pretty crazy, from what I understand.
natabeast 6
And you are complaining, why? Zachary Quinto is gorgeous as Spock. Just tell him not to play the theme song next time. And ask him to wear the boots. Apparently you're new to the whole RPing thing aren't you?
thegate 0
Everyone has fantasies, some more unusual than others. But instead of being respectful and open-minded, you posted it on FML and probably flipped out on him. Your bf's the one with the FML for having a shitty girlfriend.
redtailedhawk90 0
QFE
ecce 20
i see no problem.
protoceratops 0
That is so hot. I wish my boyfriend would do that... it creeps him out when I suggest that we watch Star Trek during sex. ):
likeOMGwow 0
hahahahahahha
Ran4 0
Op, what is wrong with you? How is your life ****** by this?
tipple 0
OP is saying FML because she turned up, ready for some fantasy sex, and instead got asked to play dress-ups involving extra-terrestials. The actor who plays Spock may be a spunk, but that is almost certainly irrelevant since I am presuming that BF does not, in fact, look anything like him. :o) Seems OP was expecting something a little more erotic (and anatomical) than her BF doing a weird salute and uttering the words "peace"...
flinkpamingo 0
Kind of reminds me of an episode of That 70's Show where Donna dressed up for Eric as Princess Leah.
fckaduck 0
That's what I was thinking. Also happened on Friends with Ross and Rachel.