Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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1suckatL1fe 6
your boyfriend is my HERO!!
Arcterion 0
I think your boyfriend is awesome and I will try to be just like him one day.
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Comments (198)
moonsolomon 0
At least his fantasy isn't frightening or abusive. I had a boyfriend who liked bondage and wanted to be called "Master". I'm not into that. I dumped his ass. This, however, seems harmless by comparison.
futurecatlady 2
Frightening and abusive? Oh man, I'd love a boyfriend that I could call my Master =[
tapesculpture 0
dude if my boyfriend did that i'd marry him (:
CFR 0
At least he didn't call you Spock =)
bojac6 0
So let me get this straight: your boyfriend feels really open and secure with you, so he shares a slightly strange fantasy with you. In response, you go and post about it online complaining about how he trusts you with his fantasies and likes something that is considered nerdy and not completely popular? I don't care what the fantasy is, whether he wants you call him Spock, or his favorite sports star or whatever. The whole point is it is just a fantasy and not something you share with just anyone. But instead of helping him fulfill this fantasy and taking the sex and possibly the entire relationship to a new level, you bitch about him online because he wants to role play something nerdy. So we're supposed to believe that your life sucks because your boyfriend is a little nerdy and a little kinky. I hope he dumps your ass and finds a more fun, more open woman.
WalkingGirl 0
QFT!!!!!!!!
AmpulexCompressa 0
Agreed completely.
dramakat11 0
Agreed! It's HIS fantasy. If you care for him you should be willing to try it out for him. I'm sure YOU have some weird fantasies OP! Don't be such a bitch.
RPGod 0
#58 is the man
canphotoguy 0
for the win!
lyssaboo 0
high five!!!
jaybrown 0
YDI for totally copying one of the most famous FMLs out there. (heehee)
SarlaccBits 0
So what? That’s awesome. Everyone has different fantasies – who the hell do you think you are judging someone you supposedly care about for something like this. Learn to not be such a stuck up bitch.
56578 0
I love star trek. But if my boyfriend told me to call him Mr. Spock, I would be internally laughing through the whole thing... However, I'd go along with it and have some fun. Look at the plus side: he trusts you enough to share a true and intimate part of himself.
themixedt4pe 0
YDI for complaining about something that is SO not an FML. Like LadyAlathia said, apparently you haven't seen "Amok Time." Get over it! Even if you don't like Star Trek, you need to accept that your boyfriend does.
diabetic_rage 0
I swear I've read this one before.
sarahvalasco 0
You might be thinking about one where the OP called his girlfriend Spock because he was watching Star Trek while his girlfriend gave him a *******
Chantalasaurus 0
DAMN. I WISH my boyfriend was into star trek. >_< I'm the only one I guess. :/ haha I am a TOTAL treky. the movie that came out recently though, in my opinion, sucked. >_