Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I took my Spanish exam. One of the questions was to translate "Mark is lazy and antisocial." My name is Mark. Everyone kept giving me weird looks the whole test. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I convinced my teacher to let me resit a very important test I failed. I got a lower score the second time around. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
Today, I had a Chinese test. Our teacher decided to wait until yesterday to tell us about it because she "knew" we wouldn't study anyway and she didn't want to stress us out. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
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Top comments
CheeseHater 23
Typical idiot. "I think you cheated because I think you're stupid."
Whistlee 8
Teachers can be so cynical
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Comments (101)
Whistlee 8
Teachers can be so cynical
TourettesGuyFTW 26
I'm a teacher, but not too cynical. The kids I teach are too young to cheat with subtlety. They stare.
Catkam623 27
I can only think you must teach them a lot of interesting new words
XxDevilxXGt 26
Tourettes guy catches someone cheating: "YOU F*CKIN ASS!!"
soccerstar1996 18
It's stuff like that, that makes people lose respect for the teaching profession, which under normal circumstances is about as respectable as you can get
CheeseHater 23
Typical idiot. "I think you cheated because I think you're stupid."
spekledworf 18
I hate teachers that judge. My teacher accused me of cheating because I used the word "coincidentally" in a paper. That's too big of a word for my vocabulary.
rg350dx 29
Should've replied, "You're a bitch. Is that word short enough to be in my vocabulary? If not I have another shorter one that comes to mind."
spekledworf 18
Nah I came right back at her and said "I was gunna use the term coinci-dink but I didn't think that was an appropriate word either"
MDTeddy 13
That is a teacher you would like to say "**** you" to. What a dumb bitch. Can't except the fact that someone is learning.
generalasskicker 12
Accept
kyu_Q 19
So she knows she does not have the ability to help anyone learn. No wonder she knew up cheated OP.
TheAtheistChild 10
Sometimes, teachers can be asses.
ComoEsJuan 24
If you did or didn't cheat, you still got an A...still a win, OP.
sux4u121 10
Im pretty sure if OP did cheat and the teacher knew it, he wouldn't have the A, any competent teacher would know that.
therealafroninga 10
My teacher didn't fail us for cheating, she just said it would never prepare us fir life.
sweethang26 7
In my school that's not an A
kyu_Q 19
@82 ....94% is not an A. What school did you go to?
capper44 18
81 to 90% is A & 90+ is an A+ in every school i believe except your's #90
Mr_Serious 6
nah, 80-89 is a b, 90-99 is an a, and 100 is an a+
s15c 9
100-97 A+ 96-94 A 93-90 A- 89-87 B+ Etc. where I'm from. Except we skip E and go right to F. For reasons unknown.
smartypants9 15
All of you people saying the different systems for grading are idiots. It changes for school, for state, for country. I mean, for my school an A is 93-97%, but for another maybe it's 90-96%. It's DIFFERENT.
ReggieReefer 12
Well did you?
Zebediabolical 45
It's a legitimate question. Just hope your Spanish teacher isn't here if you answer yes.
euphoricness 28
Fine I will say it; it wouldn't be an FML if OP did!
fishstick557 14
I guess your brain is too full of **** to understand the post.
Peacelove0404 26
Congrats on the good grade! And that's basically your teacher assuming you're too stupid to do well on a test without cheating. Ouch. Sorry OP
perdix 31
¡No sopa para ti!
rg350dx 29
Donde esta mi pantalones? Buenos nachos.
ComoEsJuan 24
*mis
rg350dx 29
Yo no speako minimum wageo
CorruptAngel920 18
My Spanish may be off but I thought "sopa" was soup... No Soup for OP? WHAT DOES SOUP HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!
rg350dx 29
You would know if you were a nazi
Smashhoof 15
24- You are correct: sopa is soup. The reason this has to do with the FML is that OP used alphabet soup to spell out Spanish words, which is how OP studied and did well on the test.
botanistjessica 24
"No soup for you!" is a Seinfeld reference.
challan 19
¿Perdix, dónde está tu vibrador?
ArielTheMermaid 17
Me encanta la sopa! :) lo siento, OP. tu maestra es una perra.
gc327072 31
43- está en su.... (ass)
Catkam623 27
Y un pedaso de mierda tambien
olpally 33
Chinga tu madre, puto!!! Haha. :D
CorruptAngel920 18
33- It's been about a year since I've practiced Spanish. 'scuse me for being rusty :P
Axipiter 24
El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?
SammyS2012 21
nesseita helpito understandito espanolito
PuggieKid 22
*random english comment coming through*
Wimoweh 10
Yo no sé, señor.
amDes 11
This is the length of Spanish I know: "No, no, I stay. I stay. Lemon Pledge."
Lucia_Malpense 14
Ça c'est l'espagnol, non? Non? Désolé, je suis canadienne.
BVBfan 10
I understood that c:
figmoomoo 5
Did you cheat? if so, ydi. But I'm just gonna assume that the being confident part meant you didn't so fyl sorta. an A is still an A haha
sabrinaacrow 26
The million dollar question is did you actually cheat on the test?
thebaddayblues 3
That happened to me once. I cheated next time.
HortonThelephant 15
Dios Mio!
perdix 31
#11, God's Water Enhancer! I'm getting fluent in Español!
ComoEsJuan 24
I wonder what that would taste like...
rg350dx 29
^ Heavenly.