Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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1suckatL1fe 6
your boyfriend is my HERO!!
Arcterion 0
I think your boyfriend is awesome and I will try to be just like him one day.
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gtfwdr 0
there should deff. be a "this is just funny" button. =]
skittleface 0
psh. there is no way your boyfriend is as hot as Mr. Nimoy. that man was hot for like 40 years. might be a record. cool fantasy though. did he buy the pointy ears?
Guitarist45 0
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!
ZombieTurtle 0
So, uh, since you're a dumb bitch and clearly thought this was FML material rather than a cause for celebration and epic quantities of hot sex, am I correct in assuming you dumped him? And if so, can I have his number? Because I want to marry him. Pronto. Your boyfriend is AWESOME.
invision1994 0
This reminds me of the best episode of That 70's Show, and possibly the best thing ever shown on television, ever. Eric was going to Africa for a year, so his girlfriend, Donna, decided to do some special roleplaying for him. She dressed up as Princess Leia from Star Wars, and Eric was in a Storm Trooper costume. Just awesome.
monkeysricecold 0
I'm going to put my name in drawing for this guy's number.
Valkie 0
Just be happy he didn't ask you to be called "Kirk".
Waabishkii_ikwe 0
WOW, you're a bitch. The only Star Trek I've ever seen is the new movie, but I still know when to appreciate a man's nerdiness. Ha ha, Pon Farr... At least I know what THAT is. XD
OuchThatsHarsh 0
I think it's Dr. Spock and Chris Pine was Kirk, a mighty fine looking Cpt Kirk.
Kirk_Spock 0
HAHAHA Dr. Spock. As if. Agree with you about Capt Fine! :)
nikoniko_fml 0
Your boyfriend is my hero 2 :D