Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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1suckatL1fe 6
your boyfriend is my HERO!!
Arcterion 0
I think your boyfriend is awesome and I will try to be just like him one day.
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Comments (198)
Kupokupupo 0
lol then you should've gone 'help me obi wan, you're my only hope!' (that's from star wars) #20; very true
SimpleSimon 0
He was trying to give you a hint. Spock has no emotions and always thinks in logic. Like the majority of guys when having sex and/or building up to maybe one day having sex with you.
MacBean 0
"Only if you call me 'Captain.'"
tarsius_sapiens 0
+1 XDDD
nanxi 30
Lmao.
Captain_Badass 0
Lmao.
caramelize 0
YDI for not thinking Star Trek is amazing. Your boyfriend rocks =]
plexico 4
He wanted "to boldly go where no man has gone before." Then, you said, "No, lots of dudes have been there -- I've been ****** a lot." So, he went to Uranus.
the_commentator 0
Oh my god, that comment just made my life. :D
XOfiestypixie 0
Haha. Second Uranus comment I've seen from you today. (I realize it's probably your first one, but I'm starting at the top of the page and going down.
plexico 4
This was the first. The one in the Wild Animal Park came later. I'm sure a psychotherapist would have a field day with this, but I felt that those jokes just "worked" for those situations.
XOfiestypixie 0
Oh, they definitely worked alright. =)
plexico 4
You are sweet.
TheOtherNewest1 6
#26 = epic win.
LadyAlathia 0
Ooh, sexy. I have Pon Farr fantasies too. Animalistic sex or death - you choose. ^_^
LadyAlathia 0
You apparently have never seen "Amok Time"
all_the_same 0
this is so from that 70's show. eric does this to donna
13oclock 0
Err..Eric liked Star WARS, not Star TREK.
sentient 10
soo....whats the problem?
foryoublue94 0
the spock in the most recent movie is hot