Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, as something cute to do, my boyfriend and I dressed as Snow White and the Prince so we could photograph the moment he kisses me and I wake up. He thought it would be funny to use his penis, so now there’s a picture of us dressed up with my dumb self kissing his penis with my eyes closed. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
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noxiffic 20
You stall not cum!
bjhhjh 20
Let him put his staff into you
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Comments (140)
Sandsh8rk 36
Now you can be the lord of the rings ;)
tony1891 22
lord of the g strings would be more like it.
junkman6 22
There's actually a spoof **** called "lord of the g-strings." It's quite hilarious.
23lf 16
And you know this how 72?
joopjoop 19
lord of the **** rings?
noxiffic 20
You stall not cum!
noisyboy4000 23
*shall
noxiffic 20
my bad
ManateeRex 14
That's pretty messed up.
MrDonSalvetti 27
Wait, she postet the same FML twice, with one difference in the first sentence? Or am I beeing trolled by the app?
marcus369 9
She posted it twice but there's no difference
B1ackthesun 31
You're not alone, I'm glad I saw your comment I thought it was just me.
MrDonSalvetti 27
#9 "To spice things up" and "to spice up our love life" is the difference in the first sentence.
bjhhjh 20
Let him put his staff into you
Crofty92 17
Tbh YDI, you could have refused to do it and asked him to pick a different disguise.
energizerbunny23 18
And that is why you aren't getting laid.
slyde32 12
lighten up, he sounds like a funny guy
xxrogerthatxx 19
You take FML too seriously
Chronophobia 7
You must be fun at parties.
Flowtastic 16
Did he take off his wizard hat and robe?
MaltWarrior 32
But that's what makes the sex magical.
Durantye 8
I don't think anyone gets the reference lol :p I assume this is referencing the chat roulette troll from a few years ago.
Cocoapelli 23
Adventures of Blood Ninja!! Google this if you like laughing.
tinycroc 10
I desperately want to know who you were disguised as... so many possibilities.
Kyle1dc 17
Female version of Sauron...
Dmc169 9
Galadriel
JRT98 12
We all know Gandalf had a thing for Frodo. This is just a female Frodo.
toxic_walrus 15
You could've said no so I don't really feel bad for you
raphanne_fml 33
You know, not all FMLs have to be horrible. OP chose to share this story with us because it's funny, not because she really thinks her life sucks. It doesn't mean that she wants you to feel sorry for her.
Dumbledora 9
Agreed. It's not funny if we feel desperately sorry for the OP, anyways.
cjlerch 29
Sounds magical.
SandyBella 17
For some odd reason, I found this disturbing..
184886837272837 32
Getting banged by a man who looks like he's at least 100 years old... yes very odd you'd find that disturbing
SandyBella 17
I was trying not to judge until I got a bad mental image haha.