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By Ultraviolent - 25/05/2016 01:09 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my sister scheduled her cesarean for the afternoon of opening night for the play I wrote and have been co-producing for months. My family has informed me that they will no longer be attending. FML.

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flowersbloom 5

Wednesday 25 May 2016 16:40

with dr and hospital schedules and what's going on in her life it's probably hard to schedule it. Have to do whats best for her and the baby. don't take it personally

k_cummins 21

Wednesday 25 May 2016 22:18

I'm assuming since you specified "opening night" your play will run for multiple days. Why does it matter if they come to a different performance?

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dansco 24

Wednesday 25 May 2016 16:04

Baby born is a one off thing. Your play is more than one time. Seriously you are complaining?!

flowersbloom 5

Wednesday 25 May 2016 16:40

with dr and hospital schedules and what's going on in her life it's probably hard to schedule it. Have to do whats best for her and the baby. don't take it personally

k_cummins 21

Wednesday 25 May 2016 22:18

I'm assuming since you specified "opening night" your play will run for multiple days. Why does it matter if they come to a different performance?

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