anonymous
Ogden, United States
Today, my mom randomly asked me what spit roasting is. I was shocked and too embarrassed to tell her what it means. When I asked her where she heard that she said she saw it in a book. WTF Mom! FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Away from the bedroom, spit-roasting is another way for one to prepare food (i.e. pig), so you might wanna go with that.
Callyn 47
'Spit Roasting is when you take a dead animal, impale it on a metal rod and cook it over a fire.' There you go, the correct definition and the one that your mother read about in her book. The sex term is just derived from the much more common cooking method.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Away from the bedroom, spit-roasting is another way for one to prepare food (i.e. pig), so you might wanna go with that.
Callyn 47
'Spit Roasting is when you take a dead animal, impale it on a metal rod and cook it over a fire.' There you go, the correct definition and the one that your mother read about in her book. The sex term is just derived from the much more common cooking method.
jbuckets_404 39
Was said book a cookbook?