Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of hand when she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one. FML
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OP here. I made an account so I could follow up. For those of you doubting my parenting: in my household, no banshee-like deed goes unpunished. Yes, this was a school suspension, for those unsure, and it was three weeks, which is pretty reasonable. Sadly, this is a continuation jr. high school for kids who've been permanently expelled (I'm surprised no one asked why she's still in school during the summer), where banshee-like behaviors such as this are not rare.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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DerrickJames 33
She has passion for something that's not drugs or sex. Be proud.
rg350dx 29
You had one job as a parent OP... Keep her off the pole. And you just couldn't do that, now could you?
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username199910 9
Canada is pretty great eh? ;)
MissyQuinn 14
I might have possessed her with Canada. (:
NoOrdinaryNZer 28
Your daughter is my hero omg I'm laughing so much.
bryson67 7
hell ya I'm Canadian soooooo hell ya