Work: Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because... - FML

By HRomero - 17/10/2016 13:17 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he got me fired. Looks like my calendar is clear. FML

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HRomero 6

Tuesday 18 October 2016 5:17

Hello all. OP here. First of all thanks everyone for your kind words. I am single and it's gonna stay like that for a while. There were a few signs that he was a little crazy, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Even now that we aren't together, he continues to be crazy. He even put my phone number on social media. So the only option I had was to get rid of ALL social media. The good thing is, I've been catching up on some sleep now that I'm jobless, but I won't be jobless forever. Word of advice...if you get this gut feeling your significant other is crazy..run cause you might lose your job. Take care y'all.

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mermaidkeels 26

Monday 17 October 2016 17:41

Tell him you're too busy looking for a job to spend time with him. If he is still your boyfriend, that is.

coolmike699 26

Monday 17 October 2016 17:36

He's so clingy, Velcro would tell him to loosen up.

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awil89film 1

Wednesday 19 October 2016 11:26

That is just absolutely mental. Either he is just so self centred that he would thoughtlessly get you fired or he is mentally unstable. If it is the latter then hope you have gotten free of him. Anyone who would do that needs professional help.

jvanevery 19

Sunday 23 October 2016 14:31

original post needs an update to ex boyfriend

jvanevery 19

Sunday 23 October 2016 14:31

original post needs an update to ex boyfriend

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