Wow. Bold. And bitchy.

Next time you talk to her, tell her maybe you'll marry her son and help him escape the wicked witch.

Sick burn.

Be very careful if she gives you a nice shiny apple.

Or maybe she's subtly signaling to you that her son is really an asshole deep down.

Uh oh

Spill some water on her and set your boyfriend free

my boyfriend's mom has hated me since day one. he is 2 1/2 years younger than I, and always says I'm too told for him. we've been together for a year and a half now