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One can only hope

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend's mom and the subject of marriage came up. She told me she hopes I'll find my prince charming very soon and leave her son alone. FML

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Next time you talk to her, tell her maybe you'll marry her son and help him escape the wicked witch.

Wow. Bold. And bitchy.

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Wow. Bold. And bitchy.

Next time you talk to her, tell her maybe you'll marry her son and help him escape the wicked witch.

Sick burn.

species4872 20

Be very careful if she gives you a nice shiny apple.

Or maybe she's subtly signaling to you that her son is really an asshole deep down.

Spill some water on her and set your boyfriend free

chevygirl 1

my boyfriend's mom has hated me since day one. he is 2 1/2 years younger than I, and always says I'm too told for him. we've been together for a year and a half now

Mom must not think her son is too charming.