Miscellaneous: Today, I was jogging on my farm when I discovered a cave. Unfortunately... - FML

By kcountry92 - 18/11/2013 03:19 - United States - Mission

Today, I was jogging on my farm when I discovered a cave. Unfortunately for me, I discovered said cave by tripping and falling into it where there was still a 10ft drop to the bottom. FML

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kcountry92 15

Monday 18 November 2013 20:47

Hey everyone! I'm the lucky accidental cave explorer and I'm also alright from the fall, just a little bruised. It is a beautiful cave and, as soon as I can find the time, I'm going to go back into it and see if it connects to the 2 other caves on my property. The irony of the situation is that I was part of a Caving Grotto where I live and had just come out of another new cave just a couple hours before this happened. To answer a question I saw, I happen to rock climb as well, so getting out of the cave wasn't as rough as getting into it lol.

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enddmd 27

Monday 18 November 2013 12:25

Sounds like the start of an awesome movie series to me...

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 18 November 2013 21:49

Great to hear! But...you didn't find Batman? :/

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HeyPeople13 16

Monday 29 August 2016 17:07

How was your trip?

StarkWolf_fml 23

Monday 29 August 2016 19:09

That's how Batman v Superman started.

Average_person 12

Monday 29 August 2016 23:25

batman

writerchic85 25

Monday 29 August 2016 23:47

No descent style creatures right?

Fuxxxer 11

Tuesday 30 August 2016 0:16

YDI for not paying attention

tragik313 3

Tuesday 30 August 2016 2:51

a cave complex you say? here you go. million dollar idea. underground, secret entrace, apartments. depending on where you live you'll make a killing. super nice and futuristic on the inside. completely ******* invisible from the outside.

Chesnut30 5

Tuesday 30 August 2016 3:08

this isnt fml, you have a bomb ass cave, sounds great to me

Agent JPN 9

Tuesday 30 August 2016 3:33

Was it full of bats???? Do you have a butler???? Are you now a superhero???? We need more details!

filthyPierre 4

Tuesday 30 August 2016 4:31

XYZZY ... nothing happens.

Allora1105 2

Tuesday 30 August 2016 6:06

sounds like Alice in wonderland

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