Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the Five Guys in Cardiff, and I decided to treat... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By CardboardPizzas - 23/05/2016 20:12 - United Kingdom - Chester-le-street

Today, I was at the Five Guys in Cardiff, and I decided to treat myself by getting five portions of fries and emptying them all into the brown paper bag. I went to the bathroom, and when I came back, they were gone. I had only eaten a few, and I was only gone for about 45 seconds. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 110

You deserved it 17

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

farmgirl98 14

Tuesday 24 May 2016 9:23

The staff probably "cleaned up" your table, thinking you'd left. What a bummer though!

Comments

farmgirl98 14

Tuesday 24 May 2016 9:23

The staff probably "cleaned up" your table, thinking you'd left. What a bummer though!

Keywords

Mental health Growing old Health Relatable Periods Embarrassing Work Job interview Awkward Education Social Media Love Stalker Instagram Phobias Spiders Ironic Animals Bikes Transportation Ecology Kids Weird Confused Parents AITA Drunk Poopoo peepee Geek Facebook

The Top

Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 853

You deserved it 7 894

Today, I'm a graduate of a wealthy public school in So Cal. It astonishes me how many of my classmates don’t see a problem with today’s politicians, or gas, rent, and food prices. I was given shelter but had to earn everything I had growing up. I knew I wasn’t crazy though they acted like I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 382

You deserved it 106

The Top

Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 038

You deserved it 5 480

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 134

You deserved it 13 709

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 714

You deserved it 1 822

Today, I put a collar on my dog to get rid of his fleas. Good news? He doesn't have fleas anymore. Bad news? They've moved onto the rest of my family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 573

You deserved it 355

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 343

You deserved it 2 807

Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 734

You deserved it 2 097