Today, a guy wolf-whistled me as I walked to the shop wearing comfy joggers, no makeup and my hair scraped back. Feeling rather pleased about it, I told my best friend and my fiancé. Their unanimous conclusion: the guy must have been drunk or taking hallucinogenic drugs. FML
bananamontana85 tells us more.
To be fair, my Fiance and friend were just giving me a bit of joky banter. Obviously I wouldn't want to marry the guy if he couldn't stand the sight of me without make-up! As for the guy who wolf-whistled me... good for him, I hope I made his day. Fair enough if people get offended by it, but I don't :)
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TatMan15 10
that sucks, especially coming from your fiance. they should always think you're beautiful!
DocBastard 40
Your best friend and fiancé are idiots! They're completely wrong. What the hell are they thinking? The guy was obviously whistling at the hotty behind you.
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Comments (105)
NikkiAmber09 12
I wouldn't consider that a compliment. You're a woman, not a dog.
lashes_to_ashes 14
He still wants to marry you even though he doesn't think you're that attractive like that. That's a good thing, in a way. But sad for you and your closest friends sayin such a thing.
ksks1234 33
How is that a good thing? "Babe, I think you are ugly, but I am still willing to marry you! Aren't you one lucky broad?"
Kitten_Calderon 14
That is so mean, ditch the fiancé and go with that guy!
megmichelle45 3
they had better be joking.
outoftown 27
What a fine pair those two make! If they were joking, they sure didn't make that clear to you. That must have stung. Keep your head up and enjoy the compliment.
Lukensz 16
They most likely didn't mean it. Me and my sister's fiancé jokingly make fun of her all the time. She never takes it seriously, either.
tj4234 36
You're from Greater Manchester, that's probably why he wolf-whistled like that...
bananamontana85 12
I'm genuinely not from anywhere near Manchester, I have no idea why FML thinks I am : On the other hand, I am from an area that's full of reprobates and lairy men so yeah... not a shock :)
bananamontana85 12
To be fair, my Fiance and friend were just giving me a bit of joky banter. Obviously I wouldn't want to marry the guy if he couldn't stand the sight of me without make-up! As for the guy who wolf-whistled me... good for him, I hope I made his day. Fair enough if people get offended by it, but I don't :)
Anubis_81 21
I'm glad, your kinda cute.
vkbdias 9
It seems as though it was all in good fun! As long as no feelings were hurt.
fantasyworld 39
As long as feelings weren't hurt.
WelcomeToAndale 13
My bet's on the hallucinogenic drugs.
Dusty_Busters 15
Desperate for attention or what?
Pensu 12
I for one always wear comfy joggers, no makeup and my hair scraped back when I'm desperate for attention. That just makes sense.