rudeness like that isn't a compliment, a nice kick to the ballsack would do the trick

I know that Wisconsin winning smile...

Ouch. Probably not wise to rely on them for that again....I'm sure you will find someone awesome! Don't give up!

He had to have been joking. Laugh along

Well, I see you live in Wisconsin. As a fellow Wisconsinite, I can tell you that there are a lot of rather crass people that live here. We are one of the drunkest states in the nation (I think). There are decent people too. Just have to look hard for them. Also, you should have responded with something along the lines of: "Wish I could say the same about your tiny penis" and then just walked away.

I'm honestly curious as to how a person like that would keep a date going. Would they continuously burp throughout or compliment everyone's ****?

Hopefully it was better than the guy on Extreme Cheapskates who dipped after getting the free chips and salsa XD

Personal I would have left at that point.

If you factor out the belch, he had a winning smile and paid you a compliment. Two out of three ain't bad.

what were you wearing? were your **** hanging out?