I sat down for my final exam, I've been fighting a nasty cold... - FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2017 00:12 - United States - Las Vegas

I sat down for my final exam, I've been fighting a nasty cold all weekend.\n\nDuring the exam I sneezed so hard that I couldn't cover it in time. I watched in horror as a big, thick, green, glob nail the neck of the guy sitting in front of me and slid down his collar.

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Akitakat 31

Wednesday 13 December 2017 15:17

Erm... that was really, um... a really detailed description. ( holds back throwing up everywhere).

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Akitakat 31

Wednesday 13 December 2017 15:17

Erm... that was really, um... a really detailed description. ( holds back throwing up everywhere).

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