By sadface / Wednesday 3 February 2010 11:58 / France

Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML

By Apissedoffguy / Sunday 3 June 2012 15:20 / United States - Brockton

  Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML

By poo4brains / Saturday 28 April 2012 04:42 / New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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