Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

By americanized - / Monday 22 November 2010 15:25 / Denmark

Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 4 December 2010 06:50 / Singapore

Today, I received an acceptance letter to Juilliard. After showing it to my mom, she tells me I can't attend because Robin Williams graduated from Juilliard, and he now has too much facial hair. FML

By A.W - / Sunday 24 June 2012 13:57 / United States

Today, my older brother thinks typing out a Wikipedia article for an essay is not plagiarism, because he didn't "copy and paste" it. He's in college. FML

By areyouserious - / Monday 17 November 2014 03:46 / United States - Fresno
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Today, my wife changed her name back to her maiden name. Why? So people would stop asking questions about us. We have been married for 15 years. FML

By unloved - / Monday 18 January 2010 05:06 / United Kingdom

Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 21 November 2014 00:43 / United States

Today, I was spelling T-R-E-A-T to my fiancé so that the dog wouldn't understand what I was talking about. Turns out, neither could my fiancé. FML

By misTreated - / Sunday 30 May 2010 04:01 / United States
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