Intimate moments: Completely wet

Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 008

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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You deserved it 62 360

By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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You deserved it 237

How romantic

By SmokedSalmon - 13/02/2009 00:54 - United States

Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 238

You deserved it 43 577

By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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You deserved it 53 138

By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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You deserved it 4 957

Put the booze down

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 14:01

Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML

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You deserved it 2 057

By watersport - 10/03/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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You deserved it 4 318

Wait for the hangover

By Carpet cleaner - 21/02/2012 02:15 - Canada

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 668

By Anonymousse - 13/11/2015 12:34 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML

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You deserved it 1 552

By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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You deserved it 2 769

daengh 15

Thursday 27 February 2020 23:07

Spitballing here, but maybe don't drink so much you piss your bed?

ahabsfan 14

Thursday 27 February 2020 20:23

I’m guessing you have no girlfriend and what you experienced was a wet dream. Or you still piss the bed.

Comments

ahabsfan 14

Thursday 27 February 2020 20:23

I’m guessing you have no girlfriend and what you experienced was a wet dream. Or you still piss the bed.

demix_fml 32

Thursday 27 February 2020 20:40

Drinking what?

Sean Martin 10

Thursday 27 February 2020 20:42

Alcohol

daengh 15

Thursday 27 February 2020 23:07

Spitballing here, but maybe don't drink so much you piss your bed?

WistayShlaio82 13

Friday 28 February 2020 1:35

Maybe you should cut back on the drinking

RichardPencil 30

Friday 28 February 2020 4:52

Good thing you didn't dip your dick in melted chocolate. It'd be like dropping acid with needles, or something like that.

lawldude 3

Saturday 29 February 2020 20:04

that shit can smell dude she prolly threw out the bed~ or doused it in cleaner<3

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